15+ Best Mushroom Puns

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You either love or hate mushrooms. There are many flavors, shapes, and benefits. Even if you don’t eat them, you’ll love funny mushroom puns.

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Hilarious mushroom puns

1. There’s so mushroom to grow.

2. I’m in truffle.

3. I have so mushroom in my heart for you.

4. Porto-hello!

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5. He’s a crimino-l.

6. In the bay, you’ll find the oyster mushroom.

7. I’m spore-d.

8. I have morels.

9. I’m a fungi.

Dancing mushroom under disco balls.
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10. There wasn’t mushroom on the bus.

11. I’m going to the beech.

12. Mushroom cars go shroom, shroom.

13. Looks like they have spore taste.

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14. It’s no truffle at all.

15. The mushroom had questionable morels.

16. When you give mushrooms to frogs, you get a toadstool.

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