There’s a wide variety of nuts, which also comes with many jokes. Read the funniest nut jokes that are appropriate for all ages and places.
Funny nut jokes
1. What do you call a nut that goes to space?
An astro-nut.
2. What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m going to cashew.
3. How do you befriend a squirrel?
Act like a nut.
4. What kind of nut loves to exercise?
A health nut.
Related: 30+ pear-fect fruit puns
5. Why are macadamia nuts the best at keeping secrets?
They’re tough to crack.
6. Where does a nut go to get information?
The inter-nut.
7. What’s the one nut that you can’t get to do anything?
Walnuts. They walnut do anything.
8. What does a nut say when you ask it to do something?
Nut now.
9. What do you call a nut at sea?
Nut-ical.
10. Where does a nut go for fun?
Acorn-ival.
11. How do nuts deal with tough situations?
By staying c-almond collected.
12. How are nuts able to succeed?
They burn the mid-nut oil.
13. How do nuts stay on top of the news?
They have nut-ifications.
14. Why did the nut get bored of doing the same thing every day?
It was mo-nut-onous.
Related: The best riddles with answers for kids and adults
15. If the pistachio can’t do something, which nut can?
The pecan.
16. How does a nut take notes?
By writing in a nut-book.
17. What type of nut has the most carbs?
Donuts.
18. What does a nut sound like when it sneezes?
Cashew!
19. Where do peanuts go for a drink?
The snack bar.
20. What’s it called when nuts get married?
Tying the k-nut.
Related: 15+ best mushroom puns
21. Why was the nut nervous to speak at the conference?
It was the key-nut speaker.
22. What’s another name for kidney stones?
Peanuts.
23. How did the nut increase the volume?
By turning it up a nut-ch.
24. What happened when the peanut kept getting criticized?
It got roasted.
25. What do you call a storm of nuts?
A nut-ural disaster.
Related posts:
Featured image by David Em and Canva.