Get through any heatwave by reading the funniest it’s so hot jokes ever. They’re so funny that’ll you’ll temporarily forget about the heat.
The ultimate list of it’s so hot jokes
1. It’s so hot that I bought some bread and it turned into toast.
2. It’s so hot that the chicken’s laid hard-boiled eggs.
3. It’s so hot that cows are producing evaporated milk.
4. It’s so hot that Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
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5. It’s so hot that my popcorn seeds starting popping.
6. It’s so hot that I called my ex to get some shade.
7. It’s so hot that Satan went back to hell to cool down.
8. It’s so hot that Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
9. It’s so hot that birds started pulling out worms with an oven mitt.
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10. It’s so hot that even artificial plants are wilting.
11. It’s so hot that my dream house is now an igloo.
12. It’s so hot that my clothes dried right after I took them out of the washing machine.
13. It’s so hot that my sweat started sizzling.
14. It’s so hot that firecrackers light themselves.
15. It’s so hot that my frozen pizza was ready to eat after taking it out of the freezer.
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16. It’s so hot that the catfish was already fried when I caught it.
17. It’s so hot that I farted to get a little breeze.
18. It’s so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
19. It’s so hot that the ocean only had heatwaves.
20. It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
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21. It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
22. It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
23. It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
24. It’s so hot that I saw a pig become bacon.
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25. It’s so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
26. It’s so hot that asphalt is in its liquid state.
27. It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
28. It’s so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
29. It’s so hot that a chocolate bar became hot chocolate.
30. It’s so hot that you can tell who has plastic surgery.
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