10+ Hilarious Toilet Paper Jokes


Whether it’s just you or you want to read jokes to your kids, read the best toilet paper jokes that’ll leave everyone rolling.

Toilet paper roll on a holder.
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Hilarious toilet paper jokes

1. Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

2. Why didn’t the toilet paper finish the race?

It was wiped out.

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3. Why does toilet paper make an excellent detective?

It always gets to the bottom of things.

4. What do you call the strongest toilet paper?

Heavy doody.

5. What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of toilet paper?


6. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

7. What does the toilet paper feel every day?

Deja poo.

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8. What was the girl toilet paper looking for?

Prince Charmin.

9. Why couldn’t the toilet paper stop talking?

It was on a roll.

10. Don’t use thin toilet paper…

It’s tearable.

11. Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?

Aisle B, back.

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