50+ Best Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue Jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue is the beginning of many creative and sweet poems. To add humor, read the funniest ways to finish it.

Roses and violets in a vase.
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1. Roses are red, violets are blue, is it hot in here or is it just you?

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, the dog is my favorite, but you’re okay too.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue, animals like you belong in the zoo.

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5. Roses are red, violets are blue, even though you’re annoying, I still love you.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, wine costs less than a dinner for two.

7. Roses are red, violets are blue, your parents are beautiful, what happened to you?

8. Roses are red, violets are blue, nobody’s wrong, except for you.

9. Roses are red, violets are blue, I ordered food, and I’m not sharing with you.

10. Roses are red, violets are blue, I smell good, and you smell like poo.

11. Roses are red, violets are blue, your phone is smart, why aren’t you?

12. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one is for you.

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13. Roses are red, violets are blue, when the garbage gets picked up, you go too.

14. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a rock, I’d throw it at you.

15. Roses are red, violets are blue, wait, aren’t violets a purple hue?

16. Roses are red, violets are blue, last time you were short, it looks like you grew.

17. Roses are red, violets are blue, you look lonely, find a crew.

18. Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is going to meet my shoe.

19. Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing that comes out of your mouth is true.

20. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a subscription, I wouldn’t renew.

21. Roses are red, violets are blue, it smells like you need some new shampoo.

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22. Roses are red, violets are blue, you belong at the end of the queue.

23. Roses are red, violets are blue, you should stop before I send you to the I.C.U.

24. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re what I’m allergic to, achoo!

25. Roses are red, violets are blue, this bar is weak, just like you.

26. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born cute, what happened to you?

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27. Roses are red, violets are blue, after letting you go, I said whew.

28. Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish I had a button to shoo.

29. Roses are red, violets are blue, I think your brain is missing a screw.

30. Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish there wasn’t a line in the drive-through.

31. Roses are red, violets are blue, your lies, I can see through.

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32. Roses are red, violets are blue, anything you do, I can outdo.

33. Roses are red, violets are blue, when you leave the room, everyone says wahoo.

34. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were you, I’d want me too.

35. Roses are red, violets are blue, I messed up, what do I do?

36. Roses are red, violets are blue, everything you’re learning, I already knew.

37. Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like an alpaca from Peru.

38. Roses are red, violets are blue, you must be mistaken because I already withdrew.

39. Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish I could wack you with bamboo.

40. Roses are red, violets are blue, maybe one day you’ll make your debut.

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41. Roses are red, violets are blue, it looks like you bit off more than you can chew.

42. Roses are red, violets are blue, get away from me, I don’t want to catch the flu.

43. Roses are red, violets are blue, get away from me foo.

44. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry I met you, I wish I could undo.

45. Roses are red, violets are blue, it stinks, but I didn’t fart, did you?

46. Roses are red, violets are blue, your cat must be sad that it got you.

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47. Roses are red, violets are blue, I look amazing, thank you.

48. Roses are red, violets are blue, I fell asleep during the interview.

49. Roses are red, violets are blue, guess who’s wrong, you.

50. Roses are red, violets are blue, stop looking at me, you need to pay-per-view.

51. Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn’t ask for your point of view.

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