50+ Duck Puns That’ll Quack You Up

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Ducks make for some of the quacking best jokes. Read the funniest duck puns and you’ll find yourself laughing until you waddle.

Duck walking.
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1. This is ducking good!

2. Would you like some quackers?

3. I’m quacking up.

4. Just wing it.

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5. That’s ducked up.

6. Let’s light fire-quackers.

7. The duck-tective is quacking the case.

8. Watch out for the quacks.

9. I wake up at the quack of dawn.

10. Pull up your pants. Your butt-quack is showing.

11. I’m watching a duck-umentary.

12. Nice duck-xedo!

13. Put it on my bill.

14. The Nut-quacker.

15. I’m going to the duck-tor.

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16. I at quacker-jacks at baseball games.

17. I’ll check the duck-tionary.

18. Count Duck-ula.

19. Nice quack-pack.

20. Lord of the Wings.

21. A duck that steals is a robber duck.

22. Chips and quack-amole.

23. I need a quack-scratcher.

24. Thanks for quack-nowledging me.

25. I went to the bank to get a new bill.

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26. Se-duck-tive.

27. Go duck yourself.

28. What the duck?

29. You’re quack-y.

30. Re-duck-tion.

31. It’s inade-quack.

32. Waddle you do if you forget?

33. Good duck.

34. The feather forecast.

35. Thanks for the intro-duck-tion.

36. I’ve been pro-duck-tive.

37. Con-duck-t yourself in a responsible manner.

38. You have quack-titude.

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39. Meet me at the duck.

40. Is there a de-duck-tible?

41. Where’s the duck-ument?

42. He was in-duck-ted into the hall of fame.

43. There are a lot of pro-duck-ts.

44. Where’s the con-duck-ter?

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45. I’m wearing quack-is.

46. Be careful. It’s deli-quack.

47. In the desert, you can find a quack-tus.

48. That’s quack!

49. Quack off.

50. Would you like to drink Peepsi?

51. That was quack-ward.

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