Snails are small, slow, and slimy creatures. Read the funniest snail puns that’ll have you and everyone else laughing non-stop.
Funny snail puns
1. Snailed it!
2. I’ll see you next slime.
3. Shell yeah!
4. I need to trim my finger-snails.
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5. When a snail loses its shell, it becomes sluggish.
6. Slime flies when you’re having fun.
7. I’m going out on my snail-boat.
8. Snails can only go on ships escargot.
9. We shell get through it.
10. It snails weird in here.
11. It’s raining snails, find shell-ter.
12. French snails are fast because they have L’ess cargo.
13. When snails die, they become escar-ghosts.
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14. Don’t go into the snail business because it’ll move slowly.
15. Snail polish.
16. I’m going mountain slime-bing.
17. Stop biting your snails.
18. I’m heading to the snail salon.
19. Squeeze a slime.
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20. Snails are so strong that they carry their houses on their back.
21. He’s a snail-or.
23. We’re going to a so-shell gathering.
24. I wore escargot shorts.
25. That’s shell-arious.
26. Eye five!
27. You hit the snail on the head.
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