40+ Best Elf Puns

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Elves are mythological creatures that are known to be mischievous. Read the funniest elf puns that’ll have you laughing so hard.

Elf walking and holding presents.
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Hilarious elf puns

1. Treat yo’elf.

2. My kid is learning the elf-abet.

3. Don’t be elf-ish.

4. Elves love listening to Elf-is Presley.

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5. She has high elf-esteem.

6. I’m elf-employed.

7. Have an elf-ing good day.

8. Let’s take an elf-ie.

9. Call me on my elf-phone.

10. A rich elf is w-elf-y.

11. Elf and safety.

12. Love your-elf.

13. He’s elf-made.

14. I’m elf-taught.

15. It’s on the tw-elf.

16. You’re so elf-ficient,

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17. I haven’t been feeling like my-elf.

18. It was elf-defense.

19. I took a elf-portrait.

20. Cinder-elf-a.

21. I’m reading a elf-help book.

22. It was elf-sabotage.

23. I’m eating elf-abet soup.

24. That’s an elf-fective method.

25. She did it elf-fortlessly.

26. There were d-elf-ins in the ocean.

27. We’re traveling to Elf-rica.

28. The first letter is Elf-a.

29. I love watching the Super Bowl’s h-elf-time show.

30. The leather is made from c-elf-skin.

31. Don’t do things h-elf-heartedly.

32. Did it m-elf-unction?

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33. I said it on their beh-elf.

34. They were in st-elf mode.

35. It diss-elves in water.

36. Place it on the sh-elf.

37. The couch had v-elf-et.

38. That’s elf-ed up.

39. It’s elf-ul.

40. Let’s eat elf-resco.

41. The G-elf of Mexico.

42. Great elf-fort.

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