Leaves turn orange and red, pumpkin patches become your weekend plans, and while you’re out, read the funniest fall puns.
Hilarious fall puns
1. I be-leaf you.
2. I feel gourd.
3. I’m falling for you.
4. It’s unbe-leaf-able.
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5. It’s too gourd to be true.
6. I only have pies for you, pumpkin.
7. During autumn, wear a har-vest.
8. I’ll never leaf you.
9. Look at that beautiful mountain-rain-ge.
10. Oh my gourd.
11. Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
12. Hey gourd-geous.
13. I think it’s fall-ty.
14. I’m feeling grate-fall.
15. You’re acorn-y person.
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16. This is spice-tacular.
17. I’m corn-fused.
18. I love fall a-latte.
19. Autumn is a-maize-ing.
20. B-autumns up.
21. Hay there!
22. Spice spice baby.
23. Hollow, how’s it going?
24. Save time by autumn-ating your tasks.
25. This is pie-fection.
26. I’m fall about pumpkins.
27. The door opens autumn-atically.
28. You’re fall of yourself.
29. Pie beg your pardon.
30. Good-pie now.
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31. It’s fall coming back to me now.
32. They lived apple-y ever after.
33. This is wonder-fall.
34. That brought me re-leaf.
35. Keep your eyes on the pies.
36. We’ve come fall circle.
37. That’s a load of crop.
38. Apple pi.
39. You autumn know.
40. Witch fall scent is your favorite?
41. Squash goals.
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42. I was in disbe-leaf.
43. You have a lot of fall-owers.
44. Look at my port-fall-io.
45. At the spa, they ex-fall-iate my skin.
46. Watch how it un-fall-ds.
47. I’m maple to do it myself.
48. I’m feeling pine.
49. From the b-autumn of my heart.
50. I plan to squash my goals.
51. Leaf me alone.
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52. I’m so fall after our gourd meal.
53. You’re so cheer-fall.
54. I’m expecting a de-leaf-ery.
55. I’d say I’m resource-fall.
56. Be care-fall.
57. You’re so taste-fall.
58. Autumns make up everything.
59. I g-autumn.
60. Stay, don’t leaf.
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