Whether you’re stargazing on the roof of your house or meeting friends at a rooftop bar, read the best roof puns that make great captions.
The funniest roof puns
1. The roof is always the cheapest part of a home because it’s on the house.
2. Every shingle time.
3. I’m taking things to new heights.
4. The best way to rise above the haters is to get on a rooftop.
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5. High there!
6. A storm blew away a quarter of my roof… oof.
7. I started selling boats in my attic. The sails are going through the roof.
8. A duck was on my roof and quacked the shingles.
9. All the shingle ladies.
10. Raisin the roof.
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11. Construction workers really know how to raise the roof.
12. After falling through the roof of a French bakery, I was in pain.
13. The roof isn’t my child, but I’ll raise it anyway.
14. My boss got stuck on the roof and asked for a ladder. I won’t let him down.
15. A dog that works in roofing is a woofer.
16. Working on the roof increased my productivity. I’m now on top of things.
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