30+ Best Eye Puns That Are Cornea than Ever

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Eye do think eye puns are among the funniest. Some may be cornea than others, but they’ll make you laugh just as much.

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1. Eye eye, captain.

2. Eye love you.

3. Puns are getting cornea by the day.

4. Eye’m loving this meal.

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5. It’s eye-deal.

6. Testing my eye-Q.

7. I need time to myself in eye-solation.

8. Eye’ve been here before.

9. You dress nicely and have great st-eye-le.

10. That’s just how eye roll.

11. Eye would like to give it a try.

12. Eye’s Eye’s, baby.

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13. You’re w-eye-se as an owl.

14. Eye see what you did there.

15. Iris my case.

16. There’s a lot of pupil.

17. Eye am what eye am.

18. That’s eye-ronic.

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19. Be careful, eye lash.

20. Eye can’t help it.

21. Any eye-deas?

22. I custom-eye-zed my shoes.

23. You’re all eye need.

24. The sunset was a great s-eye-ght.

25. Let’s drink apple c-eye-der.

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26. I’m hungry. Do you want to grab a b-eye-te?

27. Eye believe you.

28. I want to see the eye-ffel Tower.

29. It’s not quite white, it’s eye-vory.

30. Don’t cr-eye.

31. B-eye now!

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