Sewing is an essential craft that’s done professionally and as a hobby. Read the funniest sewing puns that’ll have you laughing sew hard.
Funny sewing puns
1. This is sew much fun.
2. I’m laughing sew hard.
3. What’s sewing on?
4. Life’s a stitch.
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5. I knit to know the truth.
6. It seams to be good.
7. Move backstitch.
8. Baste to the bone.
9. It’s sew-sew.
10. You’re sew-spicious.
11. I can’t think of any more sewing puns. I’m out of material.
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12. Pine trees aren’t good at sewing because they drop their needles.
13. Bobbin to the music.
14. It’s hem.
15. You have a quilt-y look on your face.
16. These sewing puns are seamlessly strung together.
17. I was reading the wrong thread.
18. You’re sew-phisticated.
19. I’ll see you sewn.
20. I want to relax on the sew-fa.
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21. I got 99 problems, but a stitch ain’t one.
22. Sewing is harder than it seams.
23. I’m sew-rry.
24. Hanging by a thread.
25. Sew what?
26. I need shoes that have cushioned sew-les.
27. I felt that in my sew-l.
28. I’ll have a pin and tonic.
29. We’re going to a sew-cial gathering.
30. I’ve watched every epi-sew-de in the season.
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31. Let’s drink espres-sew.
32. This is sew-lid.
33. I like to sew in sew-litude.
34. I figured out a sew-lution.
35. Let’s go sew-mewhere spontaneous.
36. Knitty gritty.
37. You’re ab-sew-lutely welcome.
38. Don’t knit-pick.
39. Take the i-knit-iative.
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40. We quilt it from the ground up.
41. Quilt-y as charged.
42. We’re making sew-p for dinner.
43. I know you’ll be sew-cessful.
44. Pur-sew your dreams.
45. Go to the sew-rce.
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46. Sewn-er or later.
47. The fabric is sew-ft.
48. I’m sew-re from working out.
49. I’ll have sew-rbet for dessert.
50. Wash your hands with sew-p.
51. I sew-ld my house.
52. I’ve sewn it to you before.
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