Hair is a fun topic because everyone has it. Read the funniest hair puns that are a cut above the rest. They’re just hair-larious.
1. I’ve been hair before.
2. This movie is hair-larious.
3. Hair with me for a moment.
4. I don’t hair!
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5. Out of the four hairstylists we interviewed, not one made the cut.
6. I love breathing in fresh hair.
7. I’m hairy afraid of heights.
8. Hair we go.
9. I in-hair-ited this house.
10. I’m proud of my hair-itage.
11. I got a bad haircut and I’m glad it’s not perm-anent.
12. Right hair, right now.
13. I was lost ‘fro words.
14. Would you like to comb over for dinner?
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15. The movie had a hairy-tale ending.
16. I won hair and square.
17. Hair are you?
18. The Tortoise and the Hair.
19. I couldn’t hair you, what did you say?
20. I took a photo of them while they were mid-hair.
21. I can help you rep-hair your laptop.
22. The lounge had a nice atmosp-hair.
23. The singer made an app-hair-ance.
24. I was impressed by how friendly the cas-hair was.
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25. I felt it in the hair.
26. It was an ordin-hair-y day.
27. Would you be willing to s-hair?
28. Let’s comp-hair the two and see which one is better.
29. I spent months prep-hair-ing for the marathon.
30. It’s not a popul-hair-ity contest.
31. You have a fl-hair for photography.
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David Em is the founder of Box of Puns, which he created to add more laughter and humor to life.