65+ Funny Crab Puns to Make You Laugh


Crabs are crustaceans that live in oceans and freshwater. Next time you see or eat one, remember funny crab puns for a good laugh.

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With seafood and shellfish, crabs are one of the most popular delicacies.

Blue, Dungeness, horseshoe, king, and snow crabs are several of the thousands of types.

Even if you don’t eat crabs, you’ve likely seen them at the store or along the coast.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following crab puns. Be sure to share them with other crab lovers.

Crab-solutely hilarious crab puns

1. Oh crab.

2. It’s crab-solutely amazing.

Crab smiling.
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3. I’ll crab it on my way out.

4. I’m following a low-crab diet.

5. Aye, aye, crab-tain.

6. You’ve crab-tivated my heart.

7. You’ve got crab-itude.

8. You look crab-ulous.

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9. A crab shell-brated its claw-some birthday.

10. Crabs are crust-oceans.

11. This is in-crab-able.

12. Call a crab for a ride home.

13. My car has crab-on fiber accents.

14. A crab’s favorite fruit is the crab apple.

15. Don’t be crabby.

16. The crab wasn’t doing well. It felt claw-ful.

17. The crab got hurt at the gym. I heard it pulled a mussel.

18. All that’s left are the s-crabs.

19. Crab-e diem.

20. He crab-t in, and no one noticed.

21. She has six-pack crabs.

22. We’re visiting the crab-itol of the state.

23. On graduation day, you wear a crab and gown.

24. The two men were crab-pling with each other.

25. A very thin pancake for crabs is a crab-e.

26. Hermit crabs call their home Michelle.

27. Santa Claws brings presents for young crabs.

28. My new hobby is crab-hic design.

29. A crab that’s afraid of small spaces is claw-strophobic.

Scared crab.
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30. The greatest crab artist was Leonardo da Pinch-i.

31. I start each morning with a crab-uccino.

32. It has a crab-hite color.

33. I’m reading a bio-crab-phy.

34. I heard it on the crab-vine.

35. Can I get your auto-crab-h?

36. She learned how to pass a poly-crab-h.

37. We’ve reached the maximum crab-acity.

38. Crabs are always adding to their vo-crab-ulary.

39. Crab a partner and dance.

40. I’m making fried crab-bage for dinner.

41. A crab’s favorite luxury brand is Dolce & Crab-bana.

42. A crab that takes photos is a photo-crab-her.

43. Sometimes, we need to es-crab-e.

44. The boat crab-sized.

45. You’re crab-able of great things.

46. I’m thinking of a crab-tion for my social media post.

47. I decided to create a crab-sule wardrobe.

48. The company is raising crab-ital.

49. The crabs were stuck in crab-tivity.

50. Crab-italize on the situation.

51. The 10th sign of the zodiac is the crab-ricorn.

52. I’m making a crab-rese salad.

53. My favorite wine is Crab-ernet Sauvignon.

54. I love relaxing in a beach crab-ana.

55. We still have crab-le TV.

56. I’m staying in a crab-in in the mountains.

57. You look impec-crab-le.

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58. I’m installing new crab-inets in the kitchen.

59. They had an ami-crab-le settlement.

60. The agreement was revo-crab-le.

61. It was a despi-crab-le act.

62. I had to speak through a me-crab-phone.

63. The best crab joke is hard to crack.

64. How would you des-crab it?

65. I’m subs-crab-ing to your newsletter.

66. The doctor pres-crab-ed medication.

67. I got a new baby crab.

68. Con-crab-ulations! You did it.

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