Your heart is a vital organ and it’s perfect for humor. Read the funniest and best heart puns that’ll have your heart racing from laughter.
Hilarious heart puns
1. You’re playing heart to get.
2. You have a pizza my heart.
3. It gets easier, not heart-er.
4. Heart-beet.
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5. I’ll never go bacon your heart.
6. I aorta told you yesterday.
7. The police caught the heart thief. He was placed under cardiac arrest.
8. It’s off the c-hearts.
9. I can heart-ly wait.
10. I want to become an heart-ist.
11. Transplant patients had a change of heart.
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12. I’ll st-heart tomorrow.
13. I don’t want to be ap-heart.
14. You’re so sm-heart.
15. I bought new work clothes from Car-heart.
16. I’m working on comp-heart-mentalization.
17. Let’s take a look at the c-heart.
18. I’ll give you a kickst-heart.
19. I learned how to jumpst-heart a car.
20. You can outsm-heart anyone.
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21. He wasn’t able to heart-iculate his emotions.
22. The air purifier cleans the p-heart-icles.
23. We’re looking for p-heart-icipants.
24. I’m going to the dep-heart-ment store.
25. You’re a heart-isan.
26. I read the heart-icle this morning.
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27. I don’t use heart-ificial sweeteners.
28. You’re so heart-istic.
29. Grab a shopping c-heart.
30. I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
31. The skeleton quit playing sports because its heart wasn’t in it.
32. It was made of qu-hearts.
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