30+ Heart Puns That Don’t Miss a Beat


Your heart is a vital organ and it’s perfect for humor. Read the funniest and best heart puns that’ll have your heart racing from laughter.

Person reaching for a heart-shaped balloon.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

Hilarious heart puns

1. You’re playing heart to get.

2. You have a pizza my heart.

3. It gets easier, not heart-er.

4. Heart-beet.

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5. I’ll never go bacon your heart.

6. I aorta told you yesterday.

7. The police caught the heart thief. He was placed under cardiac arrest.

8. It’s off the c-hearts.

9. I can heart-ly wait.

10. I want to become an heart-ist.

11. Transplant patients had a change of heart.

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12. I’ll st-heart tomorrow.

13. I don’t want to be ap-heart.

14. You’re so sm-heart.

15. I bought new work clothes from Car-heart.

16. I’m working on comp-heart-mentalization.

17. Let’s take a look at the c-heart.

18. I’ll give you a kickst-heart.

19. I learned how to jumpst-heart a car.

20. You can outsm-heart anyone.

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21. He wasn’t able to heart-iculate his emotions.

22. The air purifier cleans the p-heart-icles.

23. We’re looking for p-heart-icipants.

24. I’m going to the dep-heart-ment store.

25. You’re a heart-isan.

26. I read the heart-icle this morning.

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27. I don’t use heart-ificial sweeteners.

28. You’re so heart-istic.

29. Grab a shopping c-heart.

30. I have so mushroom in my heart for you.

31. The skeleton quit playing sports because its heart wasn’t in it.

32. It was made of qu-hearts.

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Featured image by David Em/Box of Puns.