Your heart is a vital organ and it’s perfect for humor. Read the funniest and best heart puns that’ll have your heart racing from laughter.
1. You’re playing heart to get.
2. You have a pizza my heart.
3. It gets easier, not heart-er.
4. Heart-beet.
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5. I’ll never go bacon your heart.
6. I aorta told you yesterday.
7. The police caught the heart thief. He was placed under cardiac arrest.
8. It’s off the c-hearts.
9. I can heart-ly wait.
10. I want to become an heart-ist.
11. Transplant patients had a change of heart.
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12. I’ll st-heart tomorrow.
13. I don’t want to be ap-heart.
14. You’re so sm-heart.
15. I bought new work clothes from Car-heart.
16. I’m working on comp-heart-mentalization.
17. Let’s take a look at the c-heart.
18. I’ll give you a kickst-heart.
19. I learned how to jumpst-heart a car.
20. You can outsm-heart anyone.
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21. He wasn’t able to heart-iculate his emotions.
22. The air purifier cleans the p-heart-icles.
23. We’re looking for p-heart-icipants.
24. I’m going to the dep-heart-ment store.
25. You’re a heart-isan.
26. I read the heart-icle this morning.
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27. I don’t use heart-ificial sweeteners.
28. You’re so heart-istic.
29. Grab a shopping c-heart.
30. I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
31. The skeleton quit playing sports because its heart wasn’t in it.
32. It was made of qu-hearts.
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