40+ Shocking Electricity Puns

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Electricity powers many aspects of life. You’d be surprised at how funny it can be. Read electricity puns that are shockingly funny.

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Hilarious electricity puns

1. Watts up?

2. I’m shocked at the current situation.

3. Learn how to conduct yourself.

4. I love you watts.

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5. Be positive no matter watt.

6. I’m pretty amped.

7. It hertz.

8. That’s shocking.

9. If I can’t pay for electricity, there’ll be dark times.

10. I’m ex-static.

11. After discovering electricity, Benjamin Franklin was shocked.

12. Electricians get supplies from The Ohm Depot.

13. I got a new car. It’s a Volts-wagen.

14. Shock-olate or vanilla?

15. A plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event is Charge!

16. The world’s smallest city is electri-city.

17. We’re all wired differently.

18. Watts going on?

19. It was Ohm-itted.

20. I’m reading current events.

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21. I’m de-lighted.

22. You’re quick off the spark.

23. The Red Watt Chili Peppers.

24. You charged right in.

25. Be sure to wear shocks.

26. I’m going to the joule-ry store.

27. As joule as a cucumber.

28. Ohm-y goodness.

29. What are you wire-ing?

30. It’s watt off the press.

31. I surge you to try it.

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32. You must have a charge because I’m feeling attracted to you.

33. Plant a lightbulb, and you might get a power plant.

34. The light bulb failed the quiz because it wasn’t too bright.

35. An electrician’s favorite dance is the electric slide.

36. I couldn’t resistor.

37. Do watt comes naturally.

38. Sparks are flying.

39. Light bulbs go shopping at outlet stores.

40. I conduit alone.

41. Don’t be shocked, your future is bright.

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