Maki, nigiri, and sashimi are sushi types. With variety comes many opportunities for humor. Read the funniest sushi puns for a good laugh.
The funniest sushi puns
1. It’s maki me hungry.
2. Come roll with me.
3. Rice to meet you.
4. Uramaki me so happy.
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5. Learn to manage your tempura.
6. You’re soy cool.
7. She believed she could. Sushi did.
8. Let the good times roll.
9. Cat’s love meow-nagi.
10. Sushi chefs drive Rolls-Rice cars.
11. Sushi is shrimp-ly the best.
12. She couldn’t walk sushi rolled.
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13. Roe, roe, roe your sushi boat.
14. It’s my favorite sushi restaurant in the tuna-verse.
15. When the sushi saw the bee, it said, “wasabi?”
16. I took a girl to her least favorite sushi restaurant on our first date. Sushi left me.
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17. I’ll shoyu.
18. It’s making miso hungry.
19. I’ve been soba for years.
20. Dashi through the snow.
21. Can I bara that?
22. Soy what?
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23. A smart sushi is also called an honor roll.
24. You can’t trust sushi. It’s a little fishy.
25. To become the best sushi chef. You must start at age tuna half.
26. I’ll katsu up on it later.
27. What Temari leaving for our trip?
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28. You’re my soy-mate.
29. To find out the name of sushi, do a roll call.
30. You can come and sashimi anytime.
31. Sushi restaurant employees’ favorite roll is payroll.
32. I love umami.
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