Whether you’re a loan shark or a school of fish, you’ll appreciate clever and fin-tastic fish puns. They’ll leave you laughing for days.
Funny fish puns
1. It’s of-fish-ial!
2. Oh my cod.
3. Take the oppor-tuna-ty.
4. It doesn’t get betta than this.
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5. I can’t play the guitar, but I can play the bass.
6. I can be a bit orca-ward.
7. There’s a public herring next week.
8. Fish, please.
9. The fish was feeling gill-ty.
10. You’re so-fish-ticated.
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11. You kicked bass today.
12. Let minnow if you have a betta pun.
13. I’m so fin love with you.
14. You’re so roe-mantic.
15. Cod you lend me a hand?
16. I’d like to perch-ase one.
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17. I’m working on ef-fish-iancy.
18. You’re the gill of my dreams.
19. I must make it to the fin-ish line.
20. The pufferfish was feeling a bit blow-ted.
21. You cod do better.
22. You’re krilling me now.
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23. We’re bass-ically best friends.
24. It only took tuna half years.
25. I feel like we’re in a good plaice.
26. Oh, carp.
27. Carp-e diem!
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28. I don’t leave my home without my deck of cods.
29. You’re bass-ic.
30. It’s fry-day!
31. This book is so fin-teresting.
32. It’s the bass day ever.
33. The tuna-verse is incredible.
34. Minnows is itchy.
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35. Best fishes on your birthday.
36. Leave it to salmon-else.
37. Can you Oscar what her name is?
38. Would you like to eat crab oarfish?
39. I made a comet about that.
40. The wire was koi-led.
41. Be carp-ful of fish-ing scams.
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