Entertain your inner comedihen with the funniest chicken puns. They’re so clucking good and will leave you laughing hysterically.
If there’s an animal always associated with humor, it’s the chicken.
One of the classic jokes is, ‘why did the chicken cross the road?’ There’s no shortage of chicken humor.
If chicken puns beak your interest, you’ll love the following.
It’s an eggs-tensive list of hilarious puns to bring out your inner comedi-hen.
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Funny chicken puns
1. Puns bring out your inner comedi-hen.
2. When it’s cold, I need my hen-kerchief.
3. I have high egg-spectations.
4. Hold on. I must chicken (check on) the pie.
5. To run a marathon, you need hen-durance.
6. When I need something done, I trust a chicken because they do a compre-hen-sive job.
7. Cluck off.
8. I’ve been chicken you out.
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9. A chicken’s favorite thing to watch is a chick flick.
10. Chicken’s love classical music. Specifically, Bach.
11. Did you pass the egg-xam?
12. Chickens love two cities, San Fr-hen-cisco and New Yolk.
13. I’ve done it so many times it’s like cluck-work.
14. If it’s raining, stay hen-side.
15. On Halloween, chickens say “chick or treat.”
16. I’m just yolking around.
17. Chickens won’t drive an SUV, only a coop.
18. Let’s go to the park and have a peck-nic.
19. Where’s the hen-trance?
20. The chicks of the trade.
21. Mothercluckers.
22. You’re so hen-some.
23. I’m staying at the chick inn.
24. You’re a one chick pony.
25. That made me smile chick to chick.
26. I’m working around the cluck.
27. Chickens that live in a forest are known as poul-tree.
28. I saw a chicken wearing hen-cuffs.
29. A mischievous egg is a practical yolker.
30. A chicken’s favorite historical landmark is Stone-hen-ge.
31. Talk is cheep.
32. I’m going to Chick-ago.
33. Some chickens are so hen-thusiastic.
34. That chicken is an eggs-plorer.
35. Chick the hen-cyclopedia.
36. When the light turns green, a chicken will eggs-celerate.
37. Let’s bake coop-cakes.
38. Chickens communicate with fowl language.
39. Take this eggs-it.
40. The chicken studied egg-onomics.
41. There was an eggs-plosion.
42. Cluck-er up.
43. Did you see the chicken with cluck-teeth?
44. It’s twelve o’cluck.
45. The only car brand a chicken would drive is a Hen-da.
46. If you liked it, then you should have put a wing on it.
47. You’re im-peck-able.
48. Chickens send letters in hen-velopes.
49. Chickens love peck-an pie.
50. I’m in a peck-le.
51. Just look at the big peck-ture.
52. A baby chicken’s favorite dance is chick-to-chick.
53. Tough chickens come from hard-boiled eggs.
54. When you cross a chicken with a bell, you get an alarm cluck.
55. The chicken at the top of the pecking order is Attila the Hen.
56. An evil hen lays deviled eggs.
57. Chick a sickie.
58. Cluck the button.
59. Chickens wake up at the cluck of dawn.
60. Chickens go to sleep at the same time, half-past hen.
61. If you cross a ghost with a chicken, you get a poultry-geist.
62. The turkey crossed the road to prove it wasn’t chicken.
63. The chicken launched a dating app as a side gig to make hens meet.
64. I’m trying to cage your reaction.
65. Beak-a-boo.
66. Like feather, like son.
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67. Pullet closer.
68. I love the transition from summer to fowl.
69. Check your peck-ets.
70. No harm, no fowl.
71. You’re hen-dering my progress.
Chicken pun names
1. Cluck Norris
2. Angelina Jo-peep
3. Hen-nifer Aniston
4. Abra-hen Lincoln
5. Amelia Egg-hart
6. Chick-uille O’Neal
7. David Beak-ham
8. Hen Solo
9. Hen-neth Poultry
10. Liam or Chris Hens-worth
11. Peter Pecker
12. Albert Egg-stein
13. Oprah Hen-frey
14. Yolk-o Ono
15. Chick-ira
16. Lindsey Lo-hen
17. Ry-hen Goslin
18. Meg-hen Fox
19. Obi Wan Hen-obi
20. Heidi Plume
21. Orlando Plume
22. Princess Lay-a
23. Kylo Hen
24. Barbie and Hen
25. Chick Jagger
26. Chick-ole Kidman
27. Val-hen-tina
28. Kar-hen Gillan
29. Hen-dall Jenner
30. Hen-ye West
31. The Beak-nd
32. Cluck Kent
33. Peck-y G
34. Hen Affleck
35. Cluck-er Carlson
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