75+ Funny Pick-Up Lines to Step Up Your Flirting Game


Funny pick-up lines will break the ice and start the conversation with a laugh. A sense of humor is a good thing. So, give it a try.

The best pick-up lines can be cheesy or clever. The purpose is to make the other person laugh and smile.

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A sense of humor is an excellent characteristic. When you use funny pick-up lines, you’re showing that you have a playful personality.

Before using one, be aware of how it might come across. Then, be genuine and interested in their response.

If you’re ready to use a pick-up line, the following are the best options.

Remember, if the conversation doesn’t feel natural, don’t force it.

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Funny pick-up lines

1. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

2. Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!

3. Do you know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

4. Well, here I am. What are your two other wishes?

5. You’re so beautiful that I forgot my pick-up line.

6. I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.

7. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

8. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re so hot.

9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

10. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

11. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!

12. There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number on it.

13. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

14. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m totally feeling a connection.

15. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But the Earth is flat, right?

16. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, and you’re super hot. We belong together.

17. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

18. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.

19. Let me tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

20. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

21. I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

22. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.

23. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

24. Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, everyone else disappears.

25. We’re like socks. We’d make a great pair.

26. If sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

27. Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect.

28. I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

29. Do you want to grab coffee? Because I like you a latte.

30. I’m not a hoarder, but I want to keep you forever.

31. Is summer over? Because I’m about to fall for you.

32. Life without you is like a dull pencil, pointless.

33. Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.

34. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

35. I would say God bless you, but it looks like He already did.

36. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

37. Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?

38. Are you an electrician? Because you’re lighting up my night.

39. Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good.

40. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

41. You’re so hot that you would make the devil sweat.

42. Can you guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

43. Are you my phone charger? Because I’d die without you.

44. Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile.

45. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

46. Four and four become eight, but you and I can be fate.

47. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

48. Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

49. I was feeling off today, but you’ve turned me on!

50. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.

51. My doctor told me I can use more of Vitamin U.

52. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

53. I think I need a wheelchair. You make my knees weak.

54. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

55. Did you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.

56. Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet.

57. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is.

58. I’m having a hard time breathing. You just keep taking my breath away.

59. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn it was chemistry.

60. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has never stood next to you.

61. Are you a search engine? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

62. You hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?

63. Is there an airport nearby, or was that my heart taking off?

64. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

65. I think the gap between my fingers is meant for yours.

66. My love for you is like dividing by zero, it can’t be defined.

67. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

68. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

69. I’m not usually religious. But when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

70. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

71. Do your parents box? Because you’re a knockout!

72. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.

73. I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

74. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

75. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

76. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

77. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

78. Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest.