Read the best cheese puns to put your mind at cheese. You’ll have a feta laugh than with any other cheesy pun.
Cheese puns are some of the best because, well, they’re cheesy.
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There are many types of cheese, including hard and soft options. The dairy product also has various textures and flavors.
If you’re looking for a gouda laugh, you’ve come to the right place.
The following are the funniest cheese puns.

The best cheese puns
1. It doesn’t get cheddar than this.
2. Look, it’s a muenster.
3. It’s all gouda.
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4. You’re brie-lliant.
5. With time, you’ll get feta.
6. Cheese! You look grate today.

7. I like to listen to R&Brie.
8. It Swiss what it is.
9. Will you brie mine?
10. If it’s meant to brie, it’ll brie.
11. In queso emergency.
12. Praise cheeses.
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13. I wonder what it curd be.
14. I brie-lieve you
15. I gouda go.
16. Let’s brie friends forever.
17. Give it some time, it’ll get cheddar.
18. Have a gouda-y.
19. I Swiss you were here.
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20. Do you have a hypotheswiss?
21. Are you feeling a little bleu?
22. I bleu out the candles.
23. Edam and Eve.
24. Emmental tell you, but I forgot.
25. If you think of something feta, let me know.

26. We’re better to-cheddar.
27. Everything will brie alright.
28. I love when your parmesan mine.
29. Take it cheesy.
30. A-brie to disa-brie.
31. Don’t poke yourself with cheddar because it’s sharp.
32. Let’s play fris-brie.
33. It’s okay to cheddar tear.
34. Bring cheese to the gym to get shredded.
35. Cheese all that.
36. Cheese the day.
37. It’s cheddar to give than brie-ceive.

38. Ricotta keep going.
39. He’s my arch neme-swiss.
40. Mind your own cheese-wax.
41. Cheddar days are coming.
42. What’s the swiss-ue?
43. I’m not able to grab it when your parmesan it.
44. I’m fondue you.
45. Bring a queso muenster.
46. That’s what cheese said.
47. We must clean the de-brie.
48. She’s my swiss-ter.
49. Cheesy does it.
50. How dairy not like cheese puns?
51. Cheese wisely. It’s an important decision.
52. Gruyere is the new black.
53. I could havarti keep up with you.
54. I’ll brie here in the gouda and bad times.
55. I’m feta-p with this.
56. It’s feta to be safe than sorry.
Cheese pun names
1. Brie-once
2. Justin Brie-ber
3. Arnold Swiss-enegger
4. Leonardo DiCa-brie-o
5. Jennifer Ani-stilton
6. Brie-hanna
7. Ginnifer Gouda-win
8. Brie Diddy
9. Paris Stilton
10. Cardi Brie
11. Tomme Hanks
12. Tomme Cruise
13. Taylor Swiss
14. Rachel Ricotta
15. Colby-Jack O’Donis
16. Roman-o Wilhelmi
17. Cheese-us
18. Jane Fondue
19. Kim Curd-ashian
20. Feta Wap
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