Traveling by plane is one of the fastest ways to get somewhere. Next time you see or ride one, remember funny airplane puns for a laugh.
Airplanes have changed transportation since the Wright brothers’ first successful flight in 1903.
You can travel and transport goods further in less time. Today, there are passenger, cargo, and military planes.
If you’re ready to laugh, read the following airplane puns.
They’re also perfect for sharing with those on a flight, flight attendants, and pilots.
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Hilarious airplane puns
1. I had a plane bagel for breakfast.
2. You’re plane awesome.
3. Airports only sell plane chocolate.
4. It was unex-plane-able.
5. One plane said to the other, “You’re so fly.”
6. Stick to the plane.
7. I’m snacking on plane-tain chips.
8. She’s a Plane Jane.
9. We have plane-ty of time.
10. The views from above are s-plane-did.
11. I was just plane with you.
12. I put my plants in new plane-ters.
13. They’re on the trans-plane-t waiting list.
14. Rabbits travel by hare-plane.
15. An airplane that’s not working is a error-plane.
16. Airplanes take travel experiences to new heights.
17. It’s plane and simple.
18. I don’t have much to say about planes. So, I’m going to wing it.
19. I was going to tell you an airplane pun, but it would go over your head.
20. There’s an ex-plane-ation.
21. Jets in case.
22. In court, there’s the plane-tiff and the defendant.
23. It’s the best on the plane-t.
24. Stay in your plane.
25. There’s a new TV show about airplanes, but the pilot is terrible.
26. It happened jets-terday.
27. I wanted to build an airplane company, but it never took off.
28. Pilots put air fresheners in the cockpit because they help with descent.
29. I don’t like in-flight meals because they’re plane.
30. When a rubber plane lands, it goes, “Boeing. Boeing. Boeing.”
31. You don’t need to give an airplane Red Bull. It already has wings.
32. You can make time fly by bringing a clock on an airplane.
33. This will help plane-t the picture.
34. My wife and I stopped talking about my airplane pun addiction. It’s a soar subject.
35. An airplane that flies backward is a receding airline.
36. My friend wants to make invisible airplanes. I just can’t see them taking off.
37. I live in the Great Planes.
38. Space is plane-tiful.
39. It was a plane-ful experience.
40. Don’t be a plane in the butt.
41. Barbers only travel by hair-plane.
42. We’re going to play plane-tball.
43. A plane-y saved is a plane-y earned.
44. The airline offers a plane-sion.
45. It was an ex-plane-sive trip.
46. The passenger filed a com-plane-t.
47. No plane, no gain.
48. Take it with a plane of salt.
49. Walk the plane-k.
50. I always bring a plane-ket on the airplane.
51. You can bring plane-ybody you want.
52. The best is jet to come.
53. Jet your things and let’s fly.
54. It’s the plane of my existence.
Puns based on airplane parts
1. Let me know wing you’re on the way.
2. I’d like to introduce you to my b-rudder.
3. The plane’s landing soon, so I changed my outfit. I’m in my landing gear.
4. Don’t look out the window of a plane before watching a movie. There’s a spoiler.
5. Slats how it’s done.
6. Airplanes are so interest-wing.
7. The pilot displayed engine-uity.
8. I’m cabin a great time.
9. Look the rudder way.
10. I see the t-wing-le in your eyes.
The funniest flight puns
1. It was love at first flight.
2. Live like you’re flying.
3. Pilots need to have a good altitude.
4. A magician on a plane is a flying sorcerer.
5. Don’t fly to me.
6. Fly down and relax.
7. Flying feels air-mazing.
8. We made flight changes.
9. I told my doctor that I was sick of going to the airport. They said I had a terminal illness.
10. The librarian got kicked off the airplane because it was overbooked.
11. If you cross an airplane and a snake, you get a Boeing constrictor.
12. The airplane was sick with the flew.
13. I’ll give you props for flying.
14. Pilots are living the high life.
15. Pilots are always getting high.
16. I’m soar-ry.
17. Oh, for flying out loud.
18. It’s as flight as a feather.
19. I’m flight there with you.
20. Fly don’t know what you’re talking about.
21. I fly-ke you a lot.
22. The flight flew by.
23. I’m soar from my workout.
24. Keep calm, get a carry-on.
25. I’m learning how to play the flew-t.
26. We’re staying in a re-soar-t.
27. Fly the way, you’re amazing.
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