Snakes are long, limbless reptiles. Some find them creepy, while others love them. Regardless, you’ll love reading funny snake puns.
1. You’re making hiss-tory.
2. Let’s get snake-d.
3. I’ll have a snake.
4. A snake that knows math is a pi-thon.
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5. It’s time to cobra.
6. Is this hers or hiss?
7. Snakes can rap because they’re rap-tiles.
8. Boa and arrow.
9. If it’s raining, use your window vipers.
10. I love my mamba.
11. You look great with a boa-tie.
12. Snake puns are hiss-terical.
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13. When you cross a plane and a snake, you get a Boeing constrictor.
14. Sometimes, it’s a hit or hiss.
15. Let’s go boa-ling.
16. A goodnight hiss.
17. Let’s do the Mamba.
18. A snake’s favorite car is an ana-Honda.
19. There are two birds that I like. An eagle anaconda-r.
20. Snakes can weigh themselves because they have their own scales.
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21. An important English snake is known as Sir Pent.
22. Snakes are viper-active.
23. I’m Taipan instead of writing.
24. It doesn’t hurt to Asp.
25. It m-adders to me.
26. Garter with all your might.
27. She did it adder expense.
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28. She’s tough. Nothing will rattler.
29. Snakes are measured in inches because they don’t have feet.
30. Don’t throw a hissy fit.
31. It asp to be this way.
32. You can asp me for help anytime.
33. Adder to the group.
34. Give a sick snake Asp-irin.
35. A snake walks into a bar. The bartender asked, “how did you do that?”
36. Snakes aren’t scary because they’re armless.
37. It was sealed with a hiss.
38. You have a boa-ger sticking out of your nose.
39. The snake wanted its diamondback.
40. He looked at her with adder-ation.
41. Asp for us, we’re going.
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42. Snakes are hard to trick because they don’t have legs to pull.
43. A snake that bakes is a pie-thon.
44. I love talking to hiss-torians.
45. Don’t hiss me off.
46. I’m boa-red.
47. William Snakes-pheare.
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