Sharks come in many different sizes. Some are terrifying, while others aren’t. Chomp into the best and funniest shark puns.
Hilarious shark puns
1. You’re jaw-some.
2. I had a great time.
3. You’re fin-tastic.
4. Shark-ira sings Ships Don’t Lie.
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5. We won the chomp-ionship.
6. He was gill-ty.
7. It vanished into fin air.
8. Let’s grab coffee at shark-bucks.
9. Jaws for a minute.
10. That was shark-astic.
11. No-fin compares to you.
12. You must chews wisely.
13. I borrowed a loan shark.
14. Shark-uterie board.
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15. Let’s get hammered.
16. Jaw ready for this?
17. You’re my best fin.
18. Sharks and computers both have mega-bites.
19. The hammerhead shark always nails it.
20. We need shark-oal for the grill.
21. It was hot off the gill.
22. Pleased to eat you.
23. William Sharks-peare.
24. The gulper shark doesn’t chew.
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25. My dog was injured. Porbeagle.
26. Mako wish.
27. I’ve been longfin to see you.
28. You’re basking a lot of questions.
29. I’m frilled to meet you.
30. It’s all just bull shark.
31. It mako-me off as funny, but it’s true.
32. Jaw, you’re so cute.
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33. I’m a fin of fish.
34. He was a card shark.
35. I start each day with jaw-va.
36. I hope we get chomp-ensated.
37. Let’s go for a jaw-g.
38. I’m a shark-holder in the company.
39. I studied shark-eology.
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40. She was my shark-nemesis.
41. Whale, whale, whale.
42. Good reef.
43. Spinner around.
44. Noah’s shark.
45. Jaw sharks.
46. Jaw-ake up.
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