Time passes, and you don’t get it back. Read the funniest and best time puns that’ll make each moment filled with humor and more enjoyable.
Hilarious time puns
1. I tried to eat a clock. It was time-consuming.
2. 6:30 is the best time. Hands down.
3. A belt with a watch is a waist of time.
4. It’s about time they made a movie about clocks.
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5. 11:59:59 is the best time. Second to noon.
6. My boss asked me to work overtime. So, I put a clock under my desk.
7. I worked at a clock factory a few years back. It was the time of my life.
8. You can’t trust a watch with your secrets because time will tell.
9. I sat on a clock to be on time.
10. You can tell that a clock is hungry if it goes back four seconds.
11. I just got a 24-hour clock yesterday, and it broke. It only lasted a day.
12. The only animal that understands time is a watch dog.
13. I got a clock book. It’s about time.
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14. The most popular time to go to the dentist is tooth-hurty.
15. I was running late, so I bought a clock to buy time.
16. My grandfather’s clock is also called an old timer.
17. I threw my clock to see time fly.
18. I lost my job at the clock factory. Even after all those hours, I put in.
19. I put an alarm clock in my shoe to ensure that my feet don’t fall asleep.
20. I used a timer for the first time. It alarmed me.
21. My favorite herb is time.
22. The clock got in trouble because it was tocking too much.
23. Choco-late is never on time.
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24. I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.
25. I’m holding ten watches. You could say I have a lot of time on my hands.
26. A thief stole a clock at 10:10, and the police said, “hands up.”
27. I was going to look for my lost watch, but I could never find the time.
28. The clock wasn’t working. It needed a hand.
29. Scientists put a watch in a beaker to find a timely solution.
30. The clock was outside because it was in time out.
31. I measured a clock to find the beginning and end of time.
32. Hour you doing?
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