Salmon is one of the most popular fish to eat. Whether you’re eating it or learning about its life cycle, read the funniest salmon puns.
Salmon are popular fish.
They’re native to the North Atlantic and the Pacific Oceans. But, they’re also farmed and have been introduced into other environments.
According to the Pacific Salmon Foundation, the earliest record of salmon dates back to seven million years ago.
Today, there are various species, including sockeye, chum, Atlantic, Chinook, coho, and pink.
Many types and long history means a lot of humor.
If you’re ready for a good laugh, check out the following salmon puns. Otherwise, share them with salmon else.
Funny salmon puns
1. There’s salmon for everyone.
2. Leave it to salmon else.
3. If you cross a fish with an amphibian, you get a salmon-der.
4. You’re such a chum.
5. I need salmon like you.
6. Did salmon say it’s your birthday?
7. You’re the apple of my sockeye.
8. Did you hear that? I think salmon’s here.
9. Be careful. Eating too much salmon can gill you.
10. Roe, roe, roe your boat.
11. I want to get better at smolt-alk.
12. Parr-don me.
13. Alevins the number before twelve.
14. Smoking is bad for you. But, it cures salmon.
15. There’s a new salmon-flavored Nutella. It’s called Salmonella.
16. A salmon wearing a suit and glasses is so-fish-ticated.
17. Most salmon species spawn between September and December. It’s January, so I’m late. Chum-til next time.
18. What does salmon Santa Claus say? Coho-ho.
19. You’re my special salmon.
20. The salmon that represents them all is the of-fish-ial salmon.
21. A salmon’s pick-up line starts with, “Hey gill, what’s up?”
22. It’s time to coho-me.
23. A salmon’s favorite day is Fry-day.
24. Can you roe-tate the salmon photo?
25. He was salmon-ed to court.
26. Don’t trust a small salmon, it’s a little fishy.
27. There used to be a show on Nickelodeon called Salmon Cat.
28. The salmon had to admit something. It started by saying, “There’s some-fin I need to tell you.”
29. You’re a chum-p.
30. We only serve one type of salmon here. You can’t pink and choose.
31. My uncle’s salmon business was shut down. I heard he was doing fishy business.
32. I need to order salmon-ila envelopes.
33. Vegan salmon has an arti-fish-ial taste.
34. If salmon could have a hairstyle, it would be dread-lox.
35. Salmon are always great workers because they’re so ef-fish-ient.
36. These are the building b-lox.
37. The salmon arrived with its coho-rts.
38. I feel like I’m a parr-t of something bigger.
39. The upset salmon smolt-ered with disbelief.
40. Alevins one of the famous chipmunks.
41. The salmon egg is g-roe-ing.
42. Don’t be a-fry-d.
43. Oh, that’s just salmon-tics.
44. Call the lox-smith.
45. I have the keys to the lox.
46. Salmon don’t watch cable TV because they prefer streams.
47. A salmon is swimming up a river and hits a wall. Dam.
48. He injured his roe-tator cuff.
49. The best way to farm salmon is with lox of love.
50. A salmon keeps its money in the river bank.
51. The hipster salmon didn’t make it because it didn’t use the main stream.
52. The salmon broke up with the crab because he was too shellfish.
53. I’m waiting for your re-spawn-se.
54. I redd a book about the nests a female salmon digs.
55. Gill-ty as charged.
56. Where’s the parr-ty?
57. I got a new car. It’s a Range Roe-ver.
58. I love watching bloo-parr-s.
59. You’re making great p-roe-gress.
60. The salmon that focuses is p-roe-ductive.
61. Can you coho-ver there?
62. Coho-ver me with a blanket. I’m cold.
63. If a salmon needs energy, it drinks nit-roe cold brew coffee.
64. The salmon eggs are so small. I need a mic-roe-scope to see them.
65. I’ll see you in the m-horning.
66. A salmon that can fly needs to be a-roe-dynamic.
67. To prevent spawning issues, salmon need to be p-roe-active.
68. I spawn around in circles.
69. The salmon became p-roe-minent.
70. We won the chum-pionships.
71. The 2015 U.S. Open was played at Chum-bers Bay.
72. My favorite running shoes brand is Salmon.
73. Now, you’re salmon I used to know.
74. I hope to visit the Salmon Islands one day.
75. Chum-bray shirts are my favorite.
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Featured image by David Em/Box of Puns.