50+ Best Book Puns

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Read the funniest and best book puns that’ll have librarians, teachers, friends, and bookworms laughing uncontrollably.

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Funny book puns

1. It was bound to happen.

2. We have to book it.

3. I’m all booked with books.

4. Learn how to love your-shelf.

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5. A spooky author is a ghostwriter.

6. I don’t give a book.

7. I’m with a real page-turner.

8. I want you to open up to me.

9. I like big books and I cannot lie.

10. Tequila Mockingbird.

11. Libraries have the most stories.

12. A dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms is a thesaurus.

13. Comma here quickly.

14. When I think about books, I touch my shelf.

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15. I’m doing all of the write moves.

16. Metaphors be with you.

17. ISBN thinking about you.

18. A book about anti-gravity is impossible to put down.

19. Leave poetry to the prose.

20. A book fell on me, and I can only blame my shelf.

21. There was fiction between us.

22. I need to read a book about teleportation. I’m sure it’ll get me somewhere.

23. I just read a book about mazes and got lost in it.

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24. The book about mountains ended with a cliffhanger.

25. The period told the sentence, “We better stop now.”

26. Libraries are good for circulation.

27. Witches are the best editors because they always run spell-check.

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28. You have great shelf-awareness.

29. I’ve got your book.

30. This was a book well spent.

31. A good book hits the plot.

32. Tale me a secret.

33. I’m learning how to do yoga proses.

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34. Can I check you out?

35. Let’s get under the book covers.

36. The student was an aggressive learner. He hit the books.

37. Food for plot.

38. Let’s take a shelf-ie.

39. Stay true to your shelf.

40. This book took the words out of my mouth.

41. I read a book about black holes, and it really drew me in.

42. Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.

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43. Libraries give a shhh.

44. Treat yo shelf.

45. When a librarian goes fishing, they take book worms.

46. I’m ready to start a new chapter in life.

47. I’m not able to read you.

48. Reading is a novel idea.

49. Talk wordy to me.

50. What Dewey want to do?

51. You Gatsby kidding me.

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