50+ Funny Worm Puns That’ll Make You Squirm with Laughter

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Worms don’t have bodies, limbs, or eyes. They’re unique animals without backbones. Read the funniest worm puns for a good laugh.

Worm.
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Worms are soft and slimy invertebrates.

You’ve likely learned about them growing up and see them on the ground when it rains.

If you see earthworms in soil systems, it indicates a healthy system.

They live in places with food, moisture, oxygen, and favorable temperatures.

Next time you see one, remember the following worm puns for a good laugh.

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Hilarious worm puns

1. This is your final worm-ing.

2. I don’t need a coat because it’s worm outside.

3. You mean the worm to me.

4. You make me feel worm and fuzzy inside.

Worm with eyes and smiling.
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5. When worms take over the world, it’s called global worming.

6. One of the greatest investors is Worm Buffett.

7. That was a heart-worm-ing gesture.

8. The worm that never gets to play sports is a bench-worm-er.

9. Make sure you worm-up before exercising.

10. There was a s-worm of bees.

11. Share words of empo-worm-ent.

12. It’s been a long day. I’m worm out.

13. The new president was s-worm into office.

14. I worm to know the truth.

Earthworm.
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15. Make peace, not worm.

16. We’re joining a protest for worm-en’s rights.

17. I worm-der which one is correct.

18. The child started to sq-worm.

19. A group of worm soldiers is a worm-y.

20. A mythical creature that’s half female human and half worm is a worm-aid.

21. It’s an int-worm-ediate level class.

22. You need det-worm-ination to succeed.

23. You can be more positive by saying aff-worm-ations.

24. I can neither conf-worm or deny it.

25. It’s been in a d-worm-ant state.

26. A suit is f-worm-al attire.

27. Thanks for the inf-worm-ation.

28. The team has a new unif-worm.

Worm with eyes.
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29. There’s a new social media platf-worm.

30. Worms that become robots are Transf-worm-ers.

31. I’m traveling to Worm-enia.

32. A worm’s favorite designer brand is Worm-enegildo Zegna.

33. Worms that love each other are soil-mates.

34. My new chair is from Worm-an Miller.

35. Your body’s chemical messengers are worm-ones.

36. That was worm-onious!

37. I’m learning how to play the worm-onica.

38. Worms get medication from the ph-worm-acy.

39. Sha-worm-a is a popular Middle Eastern dish.

40. They were in great t-worm-oil.

41. The issues were s-worm-ounted.

42. The worm wore worm-or for protection.

Puns based on the type of worm

1. Field trip forms must be signed by a parent or gordian.

2. What velvet do?

3. Tapeworms are the best for sealing boxes.

4. Inchworms have excellent attention to detail because they never miss an inch.

5. I need a cup annelid.

6. Last but certainly not leech.

Leech.
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7. Our company is re-brandling.

8. A worm’s favorite fruit is leech-ee.

9. That was epigeic!

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