Rum is a liquor you can sip or mix in a cocktail. If it’s your go-to liquor, you’ll get a good laugh out of the list of rum puns.
You can enjoy rum on the rocks or mix it into a fruity cocktail.
Rum dates back centuries. It was also the preferred alcoholic drink of American colonists.
Today, it remains a popular liquor.
If you’re a bartender or rum-lover, read the following rum puns for a good laugh.
If you know someone who loves rum, share the puns with them.
Hilarious rum puns
1. I was born to rum.
2. It rums in the family.
3. Don’t brush it rum-der the rug.
4. Time flies when you’re having rum.
5. Rum-brandt was one of the best painters of all time.
6. This is rum-believable.
7. Girls just want to have rum.
8. I don’t rum-ember what I said.
9. I created a rum-ix of my favorite song.
10. My g-rum-parents are visiting for the weekend.
11. Everyone rum-ain calm.
12. Can you pass the rum-ote control?
13. I’ll rum-ind you later.
14. You’re rum-arkable!
15. She’s delivering closing rum-arks.
16. That’s an ext-rum example.
17. I’m attending a wedding. My friend’s getting rum-arried.
18. I started a junk rum-oval business.
19. I made a p-rum-ise.
20. I’m going to see our state’s p-rum-ier band.
21. They’re having a ce-rum-ony.
22. The list shows inc-rum-ents of 5.
23. He was t-rum-bling with excitement.
24. My supervisor at work is having a reti-rum-ent party.
25. I’m t-rum-ming my hair.
26. No rum or reason.
27. The Pilg-rums were the English settlers who came to North America on the Mayflower.
28. She’s a c-rum-inal.
29. It was a p-rum-itive response.
30. My kids are working on a science expe-rum-ent.
31. I’m studying c-rum-inology.
32. Our workplace is free of disc-rum-ination.
33. It’s written in Rum-an numerals.
34. Rum-eo and Juliet.
35. Coffee has a nice a-rum-a.
36. My car has ch-rum wheels.
37. The accident p-rum-pted an investigation.
38. I put rum-aine lettuce in my sandwiches.
39. Congratulations on your p-rum-otion.
40. You’re so rum-antic.
41. He has a rare synd-rum.
42. My favorite plant is the pepe-rum-ia.
43. She’s a p-rum-inent person in the community.
44. Don’t comp-rum-ise on safety.
45. We’re about to rum-bark on a new journey.
46. I volunteer as a rum-pire for the local little league.
47. Our company hired new rum-ployees.
48. I feel rum-pty without you.
49. Rum-brace the unknown.
50. They rum-inisced about the past.
51. These are the rum-nants.
52. I’m traveling to Rum-ania.
53. My favorite luggage company is Rum-owa.
54. She’s starting a new rum-ote job.
55. My doctor prescribed herbal rum-edies.
56. My favorite Japanese dish is rum-en.
57. We’re rum-ping up production.
58. Don’t be so d-rum-atic.
59. He kept rum-bling on and on.
60. I’m going to Egypt to see the py-rum-ids.
61. In English class, we’re learning about g-rummar.
62. I made a ce-rum-ic bowl.
63. For breakfast, I ate sc-rum-bled eggs.
64. The condo had pano-rum-ic views of the ocean.
65. It’s of pa-rum-ount importance.
66. I’m starting a new exercise prog-rum.
67. It’s raining. Don’t forget your rum-brella.
68. I’m a bit rum-derdressed for the party.
69. It was a mis-rum-derstanding.
70. They made an exception because of a rum-due hardship.
71. It was rum-related.
72. They were rum-willing to help.
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