Whether you love geology or all types of puns, you’ll get a good kick out of gneiss rock puns. They may be boulder than the typical ones.
There are three types of rocks, igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic.
Whether you’re a geologist, rock-lover, or want a good laugh, rocks have a humorous side.
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Puns and jokes rock. You won’t take them for granite because they’re stone-cold hilarious.
The following are the best ones. You might say they’re gems.
Funny rock puns
1. You look gneiss today.
2. I’ll never take you for granite.
3. You rock!
4. Yes, I pumice.
5. Would you like to go out for dinner dunite?
6. Holy schist!
7. I heard the rock store is having a shale.
8. A geologist’s favorite fruit is a pome-granite.
9. Let’s start with a clean slate.
10. Can you pass basalt?
11. The best rock puns date back to the Stone Age.
12. Dacite-seeing tour was so much fun.
13. I like your chert.
14. Geology class was tuff today.
15. After a tough workout, you might phyllite-headed.
16. This year, I want to be boulder.
17. Would you like coffee ore tea?
18. Coal as a cucumber.
19. Geologists love to listen to The Rolling Stones.
20. A geologist’s favorite move is Pyrites of the Caribbean.
21. Of quartz!
22. Don’t quarry about a thing.
23. Geologists will drink anything on the rocks.
24. Whatever you do, keep your coal.
25. Every geologist has their fault. So, be patient.
26. Geologists like to sleep in bedrocks.
27. Stones aspire to be rock stars.
28. Lignite the fire.
29. Small rocks are also called mini-rals.
30. To smell good, rocks use geo-dorant.
31. Young rocks go to sedimentary school.
32. The rock was petrified of going to jail.
33. I’ll dig up some rock puns.
34. The tectonic plates had to end their relationship because there was too much friction between them.
35. Miner’s only eat b-rock-oli.
36. I lost my apatite.
37. When the king rock stood, the other rocks graveled at its feet.
38. I don’t want to chalk about it.
39. Geologists love to relax on rocking chairs.
40. A rock that doesn’t go to school is a skipping stone.
41. Obi-Wan Kenobi told the rocks, “May the quartz be with you.”
42. It’s a hard rock life.
43. My sediments exactly.
44. The rock was magma before it was cool.
45. One igneous rock said to the other, “I lava you so much.”
46. The new geology teacher got off to a rocky start.
47. Igneous is bliss.
48. Thank you for your assi-stones.
49. Geologists only listen to rock and roll.
50. The sad stone hit rock bottom.
51. The quartz found the rock guilty.
52. I was quarried sick.
53. I need a coat because I’m coal-d.
54. We the pebble.
55. The water will fluorite through the tubes.
56. Gneiss job!
57. Don’t lend geologists money because they consider a million years ago recent.
58. Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
59. I think I got the schist of it.
60. If you leave the rock alone, it’ll polymorph into something else.
61. Wow, what a calcite.
62. Let’s go check out some rocks to-marl.
Rock pun names
1. Rocky
2. Rocks-anne
3. Sylvester the Stone
4. Shale-y Long
5. Chalk Norris
6. Gabbro-el Iglesias
7. Marble-yn Monroe
8. Kate Beckin-shale
9. Macaulay Chalk-in
10. Granite Jackson
11. Den-shale Washing-stone
12. Jessica Schist-ain
13. Gal Gabbro
14. Kim-berlite Brown
15. Tom Shale-ck
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