40+ Ghost Puns That Are Un-Boo-Lievably Good


Along with spooky ghost stories, read the best ghost puns that are un-boo-lievably funny. You’ll be laughing so hard.

Three ghosts.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

Hilarious ghost puns

1. Squad ghouls.

2. You’re un-boo-lievably funny.

3. Ghosts are in shape because they exorcise regularly.

4. You’re boo-tiful.

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5. Wherever you ghost, I’ll ghost.

6. You’re fa-boo-lous.

7. Put your e-ghost aside.

8. The event was spook-tacular.

9. I’m going to the ghost-ery store.

10. What ghost around, comes around.

11. It’s like deja-boo.

12. I saw a boo-ffalo.

13. The comedian ghost was dead funny.

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14. Ghosts drop off their kids at day-scare centers.

15. I want to eat a boo-rrito.

16. Ghosts love boo-berry pie.

17. I’m going to take a boo-ble bath.

18. I tried to shoot a ghost, but I mist.

19. The bar refused service to a ghost because they didn’t serve spirits.

20. A ghost’s favorite fruit is a boo-nana.

21. If you’ve got it, haunt it.

22. Meet my ghoul-friend.

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23. A ghost uses a spook-ey to unlock a door.

24. Panda ghosts eat bam-boo.

25. Ghosts shop at the boo-tique.

26. Ghosts have the same position in soccer. They’re the ghoul-keeper.

27. I’m making spook-etti for dinner.

28. Don’t spook, unless spook-en to.

29. This is my ghoul gang.

30. I’m literally dead.

31. Bring your own boos.

32. Let’s go on the roller-ghost-er.

33. It’s just how it ghost.

34. What’s up, ghoul?

35. You’re boo-ring. Be fun!

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36. Ghosts are ghoul-oriented.

37. The dad ghost told the kid ghosts to fasten their sheet-belts.

38. Ghosts go to the Dead Sea for vacation.

39. A ghost chicken is called poultry-geist.

40. Spook for yourself.

41. The pirate ghost was searching for boo-ty.

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