Bowling is a fun sport to play alone or with a group. Read the funniest and best bowling puns that’ll strike non-stop laughter.
Hilarious bowling puns
1. You’re right up my alley.
2. You strike me as a fun person.
3. You’re adora-bowl.
4. Be o-pin to new things.
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5. That’s the spare-t.
6. Split happens.
7. You’re a bowl-d person.
8. Please spare me.
9. It was sym-bowl-ic.
10. You’re so lika-bowl.
11. The bowling alley took a long time to open, but we finally got the ball rolling.
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12. The bowling pins wanted a raise. So, they went on strike.
13. Bowlers and Thanksgiving both want a turkey.
14. Let’s rock and bowl.
15. This is my bread and gutter.
16. It doesn’t ring a bowl.
17. Go headfirst. Don’t runway.
18. It was gutter perfection.
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19. I’m not skidding. It’s true.
20. You’re unforgetta-bowl.
21. Let’s take our skids bowling.
22. Spinner takes all.
23. 50 strikes in a row? Impossi-bowl.
24. You look impecca-bowl.
25. It wasn’t even close. It was a bowl out.
26. I love you a bowl lot.
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27. Pit is the end.
28. A gutter ball can be called an alley oops.
29. Never bowl with a mathematician. They always find X’s.
30. Alley did was bowl.
31. It doesn’t ring a bowl.
32. I gutter a nice gift for our anniversary.
33. Let’s pin down the break point.
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