Nuns dedicate their lives to religious service. It’s a great commitment, but it also gives you an opportunity to laugh. Read the best nun jokes.
Nuns are women who commit their lives to the service of their religion.
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When you think of a nun, Catholicism may be the first thing that comes to mind. But, there are also Buddhist and Orthodox Christian nuns.
Some devote their lives to poverty and prayer, while others serve their communities.
With that said, the word and life of a nun is excellent for humor. If you’re ready to laugh, read the following nun jokes.
Funny nun jokes
1. How many nuns have a husband?
Nun.
2. What’s a nun’s favorite answer to a multiple choice question?
Nun of the above.
3. What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?
Lettuce pray.
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4. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
5. What do you call a women-led monastery?
A nun-profit.
6. What’s a nun’s favorite weapon?
Nun-chucks.
7. What did the nun say when she didn’t want to answer questions?
It’s nun of your business.
8. What do you call a group of nuns with swords?
Nun-jas.
9. What do you call a nun’s cell phone?
Virgin Mobile.
10. What did the nun say when she couldn’t believe what was happening?
This is nun-believable.
11. What did the priest say to get the nuns to stop spraying perfume?
We must stop this nun scents.
12. What type of books do nuns read?
Nun-fiction.
13. How much money do nuns have?
Nun.
14. Which Bible character didn’t have parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.
15. Why did the church hire extra security guards?
Nun are safe.
16. Why did the nun get kicked out?
She had a filthy habit.
17. What do a person with a lisp and a nun have in common?
Faith book.
18. What does a nun wear under her habit?
Nun-derwear.
19. What kind of drinks do nuns drink?
Nun-alcoholic.
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20. What kind of kids do nuns help?
Nun-derprivileged.
21. Why can’t a nun disagree with a priest?
He’s nun-objectionable.
22. What do you call an unusual home for nuns?
Nun-convent-ional.
23. What do you call a nun that won’t work?
Nun-functional.
24. What do you call the never-before-seen nun outfit?
Nun-precedented.
25. Which character would a nun be in Star Wars?
Nun Solo.
26. What did the nun say when she wanted to get everyone’s attention?
I have an a-nun-cement.
27. What’s a nun’s favorite fruit?
Ba-nun-as.
28. What do you call an alpha nun?
Domi-nun-t.
29. What do you call a nun that does the same thing over and over?
Stag-nun-t.
30. If a nun went to college, what would be her major?
Fi-nun-ce.
31. A nun, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this? A joke?”
32. Why do nuns always go places in pairs?
To make sure the other nun gets none.
33. Why was the nun upset about her new job?
She was nun-derpaid.
34. Why was the new nun sad?
She felt nun-welcomed.
35. What do you call two nuns that don’t have family in common?
Nun-related.
36. How didn’t the nun know she’s been sick for years?
It went nun-detected.
37. Why can’t you ever touch a nun?
She’s nun-touchable.
38. What do you call a flag with a nun on it?
A pen-nun-t.
39. What do you call a naked nun?
Out of habit.
40. Why are nuns so predictable?
They’re creatures of habit.
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