Whether you’re a geometry teacher, student, or math-lover, you’ll get a kick out of the funniest geometry puns.
Hilarious geometry puns
1. You’re acute person.
2. The triangle told the circle, “you’re pointless.”
3. If you’re cold, go to the corner of a room. It’s around 90 degrees.
4. A man spent all day at the beach. He’s now a tangent.
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5. People in favor of tractors are protractors.
6. Obtuse triangles always lose arguments because they’re never right.
7. You’re on point.
8. Parallel lines have so much in common. Unfortunately, they’ll never meet.
9. Thanks for the complement.
10. Cos, I said so.
11. Geometry teachers that use graph paper are always plotting something.
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12. A math teacher’s favorite tree is geometry.
13. A respected circle is called Sir Cumference.
14. My ellipse are sealed.
15. Let’s watch a square-y movie.
16. I’m scalene up the side.
17. The angle couldn’t get a loan because its parents didn’t cosine.
18. Restaurants put the pizza in square boxes because they don’t cut corners.
19. It’s polygon by now.
20. If Einstein was a rapper, he’d be called MC Squared.
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21. Geometry teachers are too symbol-minded.
22. I sprained my angle.
23. Good-pi. See you tomorrow.
24. Cube you give me a hand?
25. Bad angles go to prism.
26. Here today, cone tomorrow.
27. Two L’s makes a parallel.
28. Don’t argue with a 90-degree angle because they’re always right.
29. The geome-tree has a square root.
30. He had to make a point.
31. I love to bake pi.
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32. The math class went too long because the teacher went on a tangent.
33. Geometry keeps me in shape.
34. I’ll meet you at the vertex.
35. You’re line. Tell me the truth.
36. Give the teacher a good ray-ting.
37. I tried to run a geometry class, but I was out of shape.
38. I’ve sine it all.
39. I’m expressing my cone-cerns.
40. I’ll get squared.
41. Don’t talk to circles. There’s no point.
42. Geometry teachers are great musicians. They know all of the chords.
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43. A destroyed angle is a wrecked-angle.
44. I rode the rhombus.
45. The angle to attempt is the try-angle.
46. A geometry teacher’s favorite animal is a hypote-moose.
47. If you love geometry, consider a career at the Pentagon.
48. The teacher forgot to give the as-sin-ment.
49. When it snows, geometry teachers make snow angles.
50. The axis a great tool for chopping wood.
51. Geometry teachers don’t use navigation apps. Instead, they use a compass.
52. Circles are over-educated. They have 360-degrees.
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