Lizards are reptiles with thousands of species. Some are pets, while others are in the wild. Read the best lizard puns for your next encounter.
There are many types of lizards across the globe. You can find them everywhere but Antarctica.
Like snakes and dinosaurs, they’re reptiles.
A unique aspect of lizards is that they smell with their tongues.
When you see them sticking out their tongue, it’s to find food, a mate, or enemies.
Next time you see or read about one, remember the following lizard puns for a good laugh.
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Hilarious lizard puns
1. A reptile’s favorite movie is The Lizard of Oz.
2. Stay home because there’s a b-lizard.
3. Anole you’ll always love me.
4. Don’t take it pers-anole-y.
5. A lizard’s favorite floor material is rep-tiles.
6. What’s that smell? It skinks.
7. I’m creating a lot of lists and won’t stop until the lizard finished.
8. I keep dragon this on and on.
9. The police arrested the serial Gila.
10. I skink that’s how it works.
11. Tegu so much!
12. Anole you did it.
13. Caiman, what’s up?
14. I’m going to play agama-n the meantime.
15. There are various parentie-ng styles.
16. It doesn’t fit in a ca-tegu-ry.
17. A lizard from Japan is a kimono dragon.
18. Basilisk a better herb than thyme.
19. A luxury brand for lizards is Salvatore Ferr-agama.
20. That lizard is a free-skink-er.
21. Put your dishes in the skink.
22. Anole someone that can help.
23. She did the un-skink-able.
24. He’s a vi-Gila-nte.
25. There are rules and re-Gila-tions.
26. It’s slow worm. Turn on the air conditioning.
27. I’m so frilled to see you.
28. Aru-Gila is my go-to green for salads.
29. I frilled the chemistry between us.
30. An illegal wrestling move is a Gila-tine.
31. The court gave a Gila-ty verdict.
32. A reptile that gets smaller and smaller is skink-ing.
33. Holy guac-anole!
Funny iguana puns
1. Iguana tell you something.
2. Iguana be like you.
3. Iguana sleep in today.
4. I’ve been here for too long. Iguana go now.
5. I’m going to T-iguana, Mexico.
6. I’ll get to the bottom of this. Iguana-way or another.
7. Iguana have a party.
8. An iguana’s favorite music is Cuban Rock.
9. Iguana wish you a happy birthday.
10. The state legalized mar-iguana.
Hilarious chameleon puns
1. You’re one in a chameleon.
2. A rich lizard is a chameleon-aire.
3. You’re so funny. You should be a stand-up chameleon.
4. The chameleon told its partner, “Wait, I’ll change.”
5. The chameleon was an excellent seller. It would always outstalet’s competitors.
6. A chameleon that can’t change colors has reptile dysfunction.
The best gecko puns
1. Right from the gecko.
2. Gecko things, and let’s go.
3. A lizard that repeats itself is a g-echo.
4. A lizard’s favorite architectural style is art gecko.
5. I’m going to school to study gecko-nomics.
6. My favorite branch of biology is gecko-logy.
7. I want to see how it all fits in the gecko-system.
8. It was the gecko-nomical choice.
9. A lizard’s favorite alcoholic beverage is pros-gecko.
10. My new gecko was having trouble getting adjusted. But it’ll be Tokay.
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