10 Best Hunger Jokes

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It’s not fun being hungry. Get your mind off of food by reading something funny. The following are the best hunger jokes to get you laughing.

Person that's sad and hungry thinking about an apple.
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Hilarious hunger jokes

1. What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

58.

2. Did you lose your appetite?

I think I have it.

3. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

4. In which Mario Kart version did Mario finally eat?

Mario Kart 8.

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5. Why is the moon hungry most of the time?

It’s rarely full.

6. Is BB hungry?

No, BB-8.

7. What do programmers do when they’re hungry?

They grab a byte.

8. Why shouldn’t you boil a hyena when you’re hungry?

All you’ll make yourself is a laughing stock.

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9. There are 30 dogs and 28 cats. How many are hungry?

Ten.

10. There’s a saying that you should never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry.

It’s been over a week now, and I get hungrier each day.

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