Knives are versatile utensils. You can use it for cooking, hunting, or opening things. Read the funniest knife puns to have a good laugh.
The knife is one of the most important tools.
Whether you’re in the kitchen, hunting, or opening a box, you’ll need a knife.
The first knives used for hunting and defense were stone or flint. Now, you’ll find steel or titanium as the main materials.
Next time you pick one up, have a good laugh with the best knife puns.
Be sure to share the laughter with those around you.
Funny knife puns
1. This knife is a cut above the rest.
2. It’s knife to meet you.
3. I have a long story about knives. But, I’ll cut to the chase and get to the point.
4. Chop it like it’s hot.
5. I used to shred cheese with a knife until I came across something grater.
6. I can’t think of any knife puns. Do you want to take a stab at it?
7. You’re sharp!
8. I’m the knife of the party.
9. I’m not cut out for this.
10. Sometimes, I can be blunt.
11. I tried to join the knife club. But, I couldn’t make the cut.
12. Have a knife day.
13. Slice, slice, baby.
14. Cut it out.
15. I’ve knife-r been better.
16. If you get in a knife fight with a bunch of clowns, go for the juggler.
17. I’m on the edge.
18. Tang you.
19. We don’t get to choose our partner, they’re paring us.
20. I’m using a cleaver knife for the first time. I hope I don’t butcher it.
21. Knife’s too short to use dull knives.
22. You’re so cleaver.
23. There’s a knife that connects to WiFi. You could say it’s cutting-edge technology.
24. It’s a matter of knife or death.
25. The butter knife wore a suit because it wanted to look sharp.
26. Knife-r say knife-r.
27. That was well-blade.
28. We’re going out of the country and staying in a blade and breakfast.
29. This was a top-blade knife.
30. I got the biggest discount on this knife set. What a steel.
31. Let’s steel the deal.
32. We should tang out sometime.
33. I cut myself while chopping vegetables. It’ll take some time to heel.
34. It spine with me.
35. I hope I choose the right knife because there’s a lot at steak.
36. Knife been there before.
37. She was larger than knife.
38. He was a con-knife-r.
39. We need to carry a knife-boat for emergencies.
40. I’m boning it and taking responsibility.
41. How did you know I was going to use that knife? You bread my mind.
42. I found a four-leaf cleaver.
43. If she doesn’t know how to use a knife, cleaver.
44. This meal satisfied my carvings.
45. I read an article about the importance of the end of a knife. The author made a good point.
46. I want to learn how to do ma-knife-station.
47. It was too small. So, I used a mag-knife-ying glass.
48. I got a new job as a chef. I love the u-knife-orms.
49. You’re a knife-ty person.
50. When your nose runs, you s-knife-le.
51. The organization had a ma-knife-sto.
52. The hero in the movie was a perso-knife-ication of good.
53. I bought a lot of knives. It was a sig-knife-icant amount.
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