50+ Funny Knife Puns That Are a Cut above the Rest

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Knives are versatile utensils. You can use it for cooking, hunting, or opening things. Read the funniest knife puns to have a good laugh.

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The knife is one of the most important tools.

Whether you’re in the kitchen, hunting, or opening a box, you’ll need a knife.

The first knives used for hunting and defense were stone or flint. Now, you’ll find steel or titanium as the main materials.

Next time you pick one up, have a good laugh with the best knife puns.

Be sure to share the laughter with those around you.

Funny knife puns

1. This knife is a cut above the rest.

2. It’s knife to meet you.

3. I have a long story about knives. But, I’ll cut to the chase and get to the point.

4. Chop it like it’s hot.

5. I used to shred cheese with a knife until I came across something grater.

6. I can’t think of any knife puns. Do you want to take a stab at it?

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7. You’re sharp!

8. I’m the knife of the party.

9. I’m not cut out for this.

10. Sometimes, I can be blunt.

11. I tried to join the knife club. But, I couldn’t make the cut.

12. Have a knife day.

13. Slice, slice, baby.

14. Cut it out.

15. I’ve knife-r been better.

16. If you get in a knife fight with a bunch of clowns, go for the juggler.

17. I’m on the edge.

18. Tang you.

19. We don’t get to choose our partner, they’re paring us.

20. I’m using a cleaver knife for the first time. I hope I don’t butcher it.

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21. Knife’s too short to use dull knives.

22. You’re so cleaver.

23. There’s a knife that connects to WiFi. You could say it’s cutting-edge technology.

24. It’s a matter of knife or death.

25. The butter knife wore a suit because it wanted to look sharp.

26. Knife-r say knife-r.

27. That was well-blade.

28. We’re going out of the country and staying in a blade and breakfast.

29. This was a top-blade knife.

30. I got the biggest discount on this knife set. What a steel.

31. Let’s steel the deal.

32. We should tang out sometime.

33. I cut myself while chopping vegetables. It’ll take some time to heel.

34. It spine with me.

35. I hope I choose the right knife because there’s a lot at steak.

36. Knife been there before.

37. She was larger than knife.

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38. He was a con-knife-r.

39. We need to carry a knife-boat for emergencies.

40. I’m boning it and taking responsibility.

41. How did you know I was going to use that knife? You bread my mind.

42. I found a four-leaf cleaver.

43. If she doesn’t know how to use a knife, cleaver.

44. This meal satisfied my carvings.

45. I read an article about the importance of the end of a knife. The author made a good point.

46. I want to learn how to do ma-knife-station.

47. It was too small. So, I used a mag-knife-ying glass.

48. I got a new job as a chef. I love the u-knife-orms.

49. You’re a knife-ty person.

50. When your nose runs, you s-knife-le.

51. The organization had a ma-knife-sto.

52. The hero in the movie was a perso-knife-ication of good.

53. I bought a lot of knives. It was a sig-knife-icant amount.

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