58 Milk Puns That Are Dairy Funny

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Next time you pour a glass of milk or have it with cereal, remember funny milk puns for a good laugh. They’re udderly hilarious, so share them, too.

Small milk carton.
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Milk is a beverage with dairy and non-dairy options. Regardless of where you live, you’ve likely had a glass before.

It’s delicious with cookies, cereal, and ice cream. Milk is also an excellent source of nutrients.

If you see milk at the store or in your fridge, have a great laugh with the following milk puns.

Hilarious milk puns

1. A jug of milk said to the other, “Spoiler alert! I’m expiring tomorrow.”

2. It was as smooth as milk.

3. The dairy farmer became a milk-ionaire.

Bottle of milk.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

4. Astronauts get milk in space from the Milky Way.

5. The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.

6. Russians get milk from Mos-cow.

7. One of the longest rivers in Asia is the Milk-ong River.

8. The cow was overwhelmed and had a milk-down.

9. I can’t drink milk because I lactose genes to digest it.

Milk carton.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

10. Fake milk is cow-nterfeit.

11. The sad cow was milk-ancholy.

12. There was a milk-titude of cows.

13. A king brown snake is also known as a milk-a snake.

14. The Peruvian football club is FBC Milk-a.

15. You milk me happy.

16. You’re milking a difference in the world.

17. Milk up your mind.

18. The dairy company is going through a milk-over.

19. Watch out for that cow. He’s a trouble-milker.

20. Airplanes are aerodyna-milk.

21. It was the econo-milk-al choice.

22. I bought a new milk-rophone.

23. Scientists look through a milk-roscope.

24. A space cow is a cos-milk matter.

25. There’s seis-milk activity.

26. I got a new job as a milk-hanic.

27. We’re having milk-hanical issues.

28. I’m studying milk-croeconomics.

29. I can’t sto-milk this.

30. It’s legiti-milk.

Funny dairy puns

1. How dairy do that to me.

2. She’s a legen-dairy farmer.

3. I got a new job at the dairy factory. I’m the cow-rdinator.

4. The cow crossed the boun-dairy.

5. I’m learning Man-dairy-n.

6. Thanks for consi-dairy-ng.

7. Dairy is!

8. It was a dairy great day.

9. I toured a dairy farm. They gave me complimen-dairy milk.

10. I watched a documen-dairy about the milk production process.

Jug of milk.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

11. My kids are starting elemen-dairy school.

12. In math, we’re learning about dairy-vatives.

13. I was just won-dairy-ng.

14. One of our cows disappeared. It’s a mys-dairy.

15. I began a new po-dairy hobby.

16. For lunch, I’m eating dairy-yaki.

17. We milk cows dairy-ng the day.

18. It’s of secon-dairy importance.

Non-dairy milk puns

1. I made an oat to drink non-dairy milk.

2. Milk introduces itself in Spanish by saying, “Soy milk.”

3. I saw a cow produce almond milk. It was nuts.

Carton of almond milk.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

4. A carton of non-dairy milk was chasing the other and said, “I’m going to cashew.”

5. I signed up for the non-dairy milk com-pea-tition.

6. After breaking up with her boyfriend, she said, “Almond are the same.”

7. I oat to know.

8. There’s no room for neg-oat-iation.

9. She’s almond the best.

10. I’ll pr-oat-ect you.

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