Next time you pour a glass of milk or have it with cereal, remember funny milk puns for a good laugh. They’re udderly hilarious, so share them, too.
Milk is a beverage with dairy and non-dairy options. Regardless of where you live, you’ve likely had a glass before.
It’s delicious with cookies, cereal, and ice cream. Milk is also an excellent source of nutrients.
If you see milk at the store or in your fridge, have a great laugh with the following milk puns.
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Hilarious milk puns
1. A jug of milk said to the other, “Spoiler alert! I’m expiring tomorrow.”
2. It was as smooth as milk.
3. The dairy farmer became a milk-ionaire.
4. Astronauts get milk in space from the Milky Way.
5. The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.
6. Russians get milk from Mos-cow.
7. One of the longest rivers in Asia is the Milk-ong River.
8. The cow was overwhelmed and had a milk-down.
9. I can’t drink milk because I lactose genes to digest it.
10. Fake milk is cow-nterfeit.
11. The sad cow was milk-ancholy.
12. There was a milk-titude of cows.
13. A king brown snake is also known as a milk-a snake.
14. The Peruvian football club is FBC Milk-a.
15. You milk me happy.
16. You’re milking a difference in the world.
17. Milk up your mind.
18. The dairy company is going through a milk-over.
19. Watch out for that cow. He’s a trouble-milker.
20. Airplanes are aerodyna-milk.
21. It was the econo-milk-al choice.
22. I bought a new milk-rophone.
23. Scientists look through a milk-roscope.
24. A space cow is a cos-milk matter.
25. There’s seis-milk activity.
26. I got a new job as a milk-hanic.
27. We’re having milk-hanical issues.
28. I’m studying milk-croeconomics.
29. I can’t sto-milk this.
30. It’s legiti-milk.
Funny dairy puns
1. How dairy do that to me.
2. She’s a legen-dairy farmer.
3. I got a new job at the dairy factory. I’m the cow-rdinator.
4. The cow crossed the boun-dairy.
5. I’m learning Man-dairy-n.
6. Thanks for consi-dairy-ng.
7. Dairy is!
8. It was a dairy great day.
9. I toured a dairy farm. They gave me complimen-dairy milk.
10. I watched a documen-dairy about the milk production process.
11. My kids are starting elemen-dairy school.
12. In math, we’re learning about dairy-vatives.
13. I was just won-dairy-ng.
14. One of our cows disappeared. It’s a mys-dairy.
15. I began a new po-dairy hobby.
16. For lunch, I’m eating dairy-yaki.
17. We milk cows dairy-ng the day.
18. It’s of secon-dairy importance.
Non-dairy milk puns
1. I made an oat to drink non-dairy milk.
2. Milk introduces itself in Spanish by saying, “Soy milk.”
3. I saw a cow produce almond milk. It was nuts.
4. A carton of non-dairy milk was chasing the other and said, “I’m going to cashew.”
5. I signed up for the non-dairy milk com-pea-tition.
6. After breaking up with her boyfriend, she said, “Almond are the same.”
7. I oat to know.
8. There’s no room for neg-oat-iation.
9. She’s almond the best.
10. I’ll pr-oat-ect you.
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