French fries are the perfect blend of crispy, salty, and tasty. Whether you like them baked or fried, read the best French fry puns for a laugh.
French fries make an excellent snack or side. The crispy exterior and fluffy interior are hard to beat.
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On a side note, did you know that freezing fries after the first round of frying and then frying them again is the key to fluffy and crispy fries?
Give it a shot next time you crave homemade fries.
Tips aside, fries are also punny. The following are the best French fry puns that’ll leave you frying with laughter.
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Table of Contents
The best French fry puns
1. I’ve got my fries on you.
2. It’s so cold. I’m fries-ing.
3. I only have fries for you.
4. Time fries when you’re having fun.
5. Happy fry-day.
6. The horror movie was fry-tening.
7. High fry-ve.
8. I’d sacri-fries anything for you.
9. I’m fry-nally going to France.
10. My hair is fries-y today.
11. This is so satis-fry-ing.
12. What’s your Wi-Fry password?
13. When French fries meet, they ketchup.
14. Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
15. I’m going to the gym and working on my fry-ceps.
16. When you cross a dog with fries, you get Frenchie fries.
17. My favorite exhibit at the science center is the butter-fry exhibit.
18. Keep your eyes on the fries.
19. It’s okay to let out your tears and fry.
20. French fries aren’t cooked in France. They’re cooked in Greece.
21. When you combine fries and geometry, you get fry-angles.
22. It might break because it’s fry-l.
23. There was a fry-nzy of activity.
24. I’m a-fry-d not.
25. When you cross a pharmaceutical company with a potato, you get Fries-er.
26. Fry don’t know what you’re talking about.
27. Thanks for being such a great fry-nd.
28. When you cross a potato with a dinosaur, you get a fry-ceratops.
29. At the zoo, I saw a fry-noceros.
30. That was electri-frying.
31. A floating French fry de-fries gravity.
32. There are a few things I want to modi-fry.
33. Baby potatoes use paci-fry-ers.
34. I need to veri-fry the information.
35. I’m a fry-lance graphic designer.
36. Always fry your best.
37. These French fries are so grati-frying.
38. I re-fry-ned from commenting.
39. Frogs eat French flies.
40. The burger was bothering the fries. So, they said, “Burger off.”
41. Sorry, I didn’t mean to fry.
42. Did you see that movie with Fry-an Reynolds?
43. I prefer fry bread over wheat.
44. French fries are my fry-ority.
45. A tiny potato is a small fry.
46. Just fry and stop me.
47. I saw a fry-t train.
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Hilarious tater tot puns
1. See you tater.
2. Food for tot.
3. I tot it was you.
4. When you cross a sports announcer with a potato, you get a commen-tater.
5. An annoying potato is an agi-tater.
6. I won’t tater anymore.
7. A controlling potato is a dic-tater.
8. A potato that goes to the dark side is Darth Tater.
9. You’re just a tater.
10. I’m going to the movie tater.
11. Potatoes Tot Talent.
12. Hold it tot.
13. They’re spec-taters.
14. My kids are tot-lers.
15. I’m a medi-tater.
16. That’s what I tot.
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