Ramen is a Japanese dish consisting of broth and noodles. It’s comforting and punny. Read the funniest ramen puns and jokes.
Whether you prefer a restaurant or instant ramen, they’re both comforting and tasty.
Ramen is also excellent for wordplay, as you’ll hear it in food puns and jokes.
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If you’re ready for a soup-er good laugh, read the following ramen puns.
Ramen-ber to bring them out next time you eat ramen.
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Funny ramen puns
1. Try to ramen calm.
2. I’ll always ramen-ber you.
3. We ramen-t to be.
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4. I’ll shoyu the way.
5. You make miso happy.
6. Udon know how much you mean to me.
7. I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.
8. Ramen the store right now. I’ll call you later.
9. The only men I like are ramen.
10. I messed up the ramen, and now it tastes soba-d.
11. Ramen, are you there?
12. In school, we learned Ramen numerals.
13. My computer has RAM-en it.
14. I’m visiting Ramen-ia this summer.
15. Don’t be a mic-ramen-ager.
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16. There are a lot of came-ramen here.
17. Lettuce pray. Ramen.
18. My favorite font is Times New Ramen.
19. It ramen-s to be found.
20. I joined a singing competition, but they need to a-sesame.
21. There will be ramen-ifications.
22. I’m so shio-cked.
23. It happened all of a shio-dden.
24. Wow, look at these pana-ramen-ic views.
25. It’s a little too shio-rt.
26. I chashu over everyone else.
27. Why choose when you can have broth?
28. I miso you so much.
29. The menma-de today’s ramen.
30. It’s a lot to consider. I need to ramen-ate on it.
31. I don’t play basketball because I miso many shots.
32. It’s just a miso-nderstanding.
33. Complete the miso-n.
34. I wore a mask in the sun, but my chin was exposed. So, I got a chintan.
35. We’ll need to make a few ramen-dments.
36. You’re very tempe-ramen-tal.
37. The molecules that form proteins are ramen-o acids.
38. The ramen couldn’t wait any longer. So, it asked the boiling water, “Udon?”
39. I wasn’t expecting you shio soon.
40. I’m soy into you.
41. The famous ramen chef is a soup-erstar.
Hilarious ramen jokes
1. What kind of reviews did the ramen restaurant get after running out of green onions?
Negi-tive reviews.
2. Why did the chef add dried seaweed to the ramen?
Nori-son at all.
3. Why do I only eat ramen with pork?
I’m a piggy eater.
4. Why didn’t the ramen chef drink alcohol?
The chef had to be soba.
5. What do you call a Japanese dish that’s good with archery and swords?
Ramen Hood.
6. Why does the ramen chef follow the same routine every time?
The chef is soup-erstitious.
7. What kind of ramen can be folded into art?
Norigami.
8. What do you call leftover ramen?
Ramen-der.
9. What do you get when you cross ramen with a vegetable?
Ramen lettuce.
10. What’s a Japanese chef’s favorite cocktail?
Ramen Coke.
11. What do you get when you cross music and ramen?
Inst-ramen-ts.
12. What do you call a small dish that can be used for baking or noodles?
A ramen-kin.
13. Why didn’t Lady Gaga stop going to the ramen restaurant?
It was a Bad Ramen-ce.
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