Seals are marine mammals with smooth bodies and flippers. If you’re a seal-lover or live near the ocean, read the funniest seal puns ever told.
Seals are adorable mammals that live in the ocean.
While they have sweet faces and cute, round bodies, don’t touch them in the wild. In zoos, you may be able to pet them.
Seals are unique mammals with whiskers allowing them to stay away from prey.
They can also see better underwater than above it.
Next time you see one, remember the following seal puns for a good laugh.
If you know a seal-lover, share the puns with them.
Funny seal puns
1. You’re so seal-ly.
2. I’m being seal-ious.
3. Don’t be seal-fish.
4. I’m an advocate for seal-f-care.
5. Seal you later!
6. It’s time to seal-ebrate with cake.
7. I need to can-seal my appointment.
8. My new house has a wine seal-ler.
9. I eat seal-ery and peanut butter as a snack.
10. I prefer pen-seals over pens.
11. A famous seal is a seal-ebrity.
12. UPS stands for United Par-seal Service.
13. My employer installed a new seal-ing in the office.
14. At the beginning of a school year, teacher’s give you a seal-labus.
15. We’re having a yard seal.
16. Seal with it.
17. Seal’s don’t use phones. They use seal-lular devices.
18. In science class, we learned that seals are the building blocks of all living things.
19. Seal-icon Valley is famous for technology and innovation.
20. Seal’s prefer seal-ver jewelry.
21. I’m looking for a seal-indrical container.
22. A seal’s favorite actor is Seal-vester Stallone.
23. I bought a new o-seal-lating fan.
24. You did an ex-seal-lent job.
25. My friend gifted me a por-seal-ain bowl.
26. My new car a-seal-erates quickly.
27. Many Asian dishes use rice vermi-seal-li.
28. She’s the chan-seal-lor.
29. I saw a seal-estial being.
30. I place my plants on the window seal.
31. Seal-k is a soft, smooth, and lightweight material.
32. You’re ea-seal-y the best player on the team.
33. A seal’s favorite herb is ba-seal.
34. The oldest fos-seals date back billions of years.
35. Seal-icone is a rubber-like material.
36. You’re such a re-seal-ient person.
37. I can only see their seal-houette.
38. Make sure you seal-ect the correct one.
39. Some cities are seal-dom visited by tourists.
40. The market is where buyers and seal-lers meet.
41. I’m seeking legal coun-seal.
42. I like to drink seal-tzer water.
43. I’m making seal-antro lime rice for dinner.
44. A seal’s favorite basketball team is the Boston Seal-tics.
45. 0 degrees seal-sius equals 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
46. The new job offers a higher seal-ary.
47. Some cars have better re-seal value.
48. There was a colos-seal statue.
49. Some countries offer univer-seal health care.
50. I’m traveling to El Seal-vador.
51. They couldn’t find it because it was con-seal-ed.
52. They’re building a new fa-seal-ity.
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