50+ Lime Puns That Are Sour Funny


Limes are citrus fruits that add sourness to food. There are many ways to use them. Read lime puns for a laugh next time you have or see one.

A full and a half of a lime.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

Limes are small, round, and green citrus fruits. They’re smaller and sweeter than lemons.

Limes date back over 2,000 years. They grow in tropical and temperate parts of the world.

Today, you can get a lime at any grocery store.

You can make limeade, cilantro lime rice, or guacamole.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following lime puns.

Then, share the puns with others to squeeze out more laughs.

Hilarious lime puns

1. Get in lime.

2. You made it just in lime.

Lime wedges.
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3. Lime feeling good.

4. It’s lime to party.

5. We have a di-lime-a.

6. Lime all yours.

7. I know some good pickup limes.

8. B-lime-ded by the light.

9. C-lime-b to the top.

10. In my e-lime-nt.

11. We’re imp-lime-nting a new strategy.

12. Young limes go to e-lime-ntary school.

13. Be careful because there’s inc-lime-nt weather.

14. Thank you for the comp-lime-nt.

15. A lime’s favorite mantra is, “Squeeze the day.”

Half of a lime.
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16. Lime ready to go.

17. The lime stopped rolling because it ran out of juice.

18. This is our top-of-the-lime model.

19. My partner and I met on-lime.

20. Lime stories begin with “once upon a lime.”

21. This is where I draw the lime.

22. When limes exercise, they peel the burn.

23. When lime kids get in trouble, they go to lime-out.

24. You’re my partner in lime.

25. A lime’s favorite sport is in-lime skating.

26. Lime here to show you a good time.

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27. The lime went to the doctor because it didn’t peel well.

28. A rock made of limes is limestone.

29. You’ve reached the lime-it.

30. It’s the c-lime-ax of the story.

31. Our mindsets a-lime with each other.

32. I’m flying on Alaska Air-limes.

33. Mary had a little lime.

34. It was a s-lime dunk.

35. When you cross a lime with a light bulb, you get the limelight.

36. Be my Valen-lime.

37. Lime sorry to hear that.

38. A lime’s favorite news source is The New York Limes.

39. You can call me any-lime.

Half of a lime.
Photo by David Em/Box of Puns.

40. I can’t live without a lime. It’s my life-lime.

41. I’m working over-lime.

42. You’ll acc-lime-ate to the weather.

43. E-lime-inate distractions.

44. Slugs are s-lime-y.

45. You look g-lime-orous.

46. A wealthy lime drives a Lime-borghini.

47. I’m traveling to Lime-a, Peru.

48. Lime so proud of you.

49. Lime so in love with you.

50. Lime glad to be friends.

51. Lime here for you.

52. There’s a long lime. We’ll be waiting for hours.

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Featured image by David Em/Box of Puns.