35+ Hilarious Tomato Puns to Make You Laugh


Tomatoes come in various sizes, shapes, and colors. Read the funniest tomato puns, so you can laugh next time you see or eat one.

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Tomatoes are in many foods, such as ketchup, marinara sauce, soup, and sandwiches.

The popular fruit grows in warm seasons and loves the sun. As tomatoes ripen, they turn from green to red (Source: Bonnie Plants).

Next time you see or eat one, remember the following tomato puns for a good laugh.

Funny tomato puns

1. I love you from my head tomatoes.

2. Here today, gone tomato.

3. There’s a small tomato growing slower than the others. Hopefully, it’ll ketchup.

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4. The only way to fix a broken tomato is with tomato paste.

5. When you cross a fruit with an amphibian, you get a toma-toad.

6. There’s a new customizable tomato. It’s cus-tomato.

7. I made a mistake in my ketchup recipe. In Heinz sight, I see what I should’ve done.

8. I knew the tomato was nervous because tomato paced.

9. The best-smelling tomato is a Roma.

10. The doctor asked the tomato, “What are your symp-tomato-ms?”

11. I had no choice but to stop growing tomatoes. I was given an ul-tomato-m.

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12. Keep your toes away from Tom. I heard tomatoes.

13. If you want to help me grow tomatoes, I’m vine with it.

14. When I travel to other countries, I like to Roma-round.

15. The tomato started blushing after seeing the salad dressing.

16. Tomato not to mate.

17. I’m happy with my new cherry tomato garden. I’ll cherry-sh it forever.

18. These tomatoes are grape!

19. I saw the musical, The Phantom-ato of the Opera.

20. You ripe what you sow.

21. You got that ripe.

22. What’s tomato with you?

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23. If you’re hungry, heirloom-pia.

24. I went back to school to study quan-tomato mechanics.

25. It’s an au-tomato-ic reaction now.

26. They were sick and asym-tomato-ic.

27. I’m still getting accus-tomato to the area.

28. I like to work be-Heinz the scenes.

29. When I go to the bar, I always order a Roma-nd Coke.

30. The process of a rock transforming into a new one is me-tomato-morphosis.

31. There was a recall of tomatoes due to con-tomato-mination.

32. This one was at the bot-tomato of the vine.

33. I need to p-Roma-te this season’s tomatoes.

34. One of Shakespeare’s best-known plays is Roma-o and Juliet.

35. I p-Roma-se to always grow tomatoes with you.

36. She was a p-Roma-nent member of the agriculture community.

37. I love the inst-Roma-ntal version of songs.

38. Before planting tomatoes for the season, I Roma-nate.

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