Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexico’s victory over France at the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Celebrate with laughter by reading Cinco de Mayo jokes.
Cinco de Mayo is a national holiday in Mexico.
It celebrates Mexico’s victory over France at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.
You can celebrate with parades, food, and dancing.
While you’re at it, make everyone laugh with the following Cinco de Mayo jokes.
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The ultimate list of Cinco de Mayo jokes
1. What does a cat say on Cinco de Mayo?
Happy Cinco de Meow.
2. Who’s the wealthiest person in Mexico?
Jeff Pesos.
3. Where can you get gas for less than $2 on Cinco de Mayo?
Taco Bell.
4. What’s the best book to read on Cinco de Mayo?
Tequila Mockingbird.
5. How do you resolve relationship problems during Cinco de Mayo?
Taco-bout it.
6. Why should you carry cheese with you on Cinco de Mayo?
In queso emergencies.
7. Which Disney princess loves to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
Taco Belle.
8. What do you say to a nosey person on Cinco de Mayo?
That’s nacho business.
9. What do you call a low-resolution burrito image?
A blur-rito.
10. What do Star Wars fans call Cinco de Mayo?
Revenge of the Fifth.
11. Why shouldn’t you underestimate Cinco de Mayo?
It’s nacho average holiday.
12. How do restaurants serve drinks on Cinco de Mayo?
In Mexi-cans.
13. Why aren’t there bad Cinco de Mayo jokes?
They’re all 5/5.
14. Where can you get the best margaritas for Cinco de Mayo?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
15. What do Americans call Cinco de Mayo?
Drinko de Mayo.
16. What do you call Mexican food that moves slowly?
Inch-iladas.
17. What does Thor use to make tacos on Cinco de Mayo?
Thor-tillas.
18. What kind of music do you play during a Cinco de Mayo party?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
19. How do you ask someone out on Cinco de Mayo?
Taco chance on me.
20. Why did the train conductor get arrested on Cinco de Mayo?
They had locomotives.
Juan jokes for Cinco de Mayo
1. What do you dial for an emergency during Cinco de Mayo?
Nine-Juan-Juan.
2. Why should you go to the Cinco de Mayo party?
Every-Juan is going.
3. What does Katy Perry sing on Cinco de Mayo?
The Juan That Got Away.
4. Did you hear about the Cinco de Mayo party?
It was Juan-derful.
5. I hate tacos…
Said no Juan ever.
6. What do you call two people playing basketball on Cinco de Mayo?
Juan on Juan.
7. What are the chances of winning the lottery on Cinco de Mayo?
Juan in a million.
8. How do bedtime stories start on Cinco de Mayo?
Juans upon a time.
9. How do you get drunk during Cinco de Mayo?
By having Juan too many drinks.
10. Which superhero loves to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
Juan-der Woman.
11. How do you run a marathon on Cinco de Mayo?
Juan step at a time.
12. I invited a lot of people to my Cinco de Mayo party…
But only Juan showed up.
13. What happens when you take someone home on Cinco de Mayo?
It’s a Juan night stand.
14. Which fast food restaurant has its busiest day on Cinco de Mayo?
Juan-dy’s.
15. Which boy band loves Cinco de Mayo?
Juan Direction.
16. Why did the person go all out on Cinco de Mayo?
You only live Juan-ce.
17. What do you call a Cinco de Mayo party kit that has everything you need?
An all-in-Juan.
18. How long does a Cinco de Mayo party last?
Juan hour.
19. What do Asians eat on Cinco de Mayo?
Juan-tons.
20. Why doesn’t it matter which Cinco de Mayo party you attend?
They’re Juan and the same.
21. Happy Cinco de Mayo…
I hope every Juan has a great day.
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Featured image by David Em/Box of Puns.