65+ Train Puns That Are on the Laughter Track


Trains run along railway tracks to transport freight or people. Next time you see or ride one, remember funny train puns for a good laugh.

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A series of vehicles connect to make a train. Some carry passengers for travel, while others move cargo.

They run on railways, which date back to the 17th century in England. Today, the United States operates more than 600 railroads.

The following are the funniest train puns to share the next time you see one.

Hilarious train puns

1. I’m train to figure it out.

2. Save it for a train-y day.

3. Make it train.

4. The train covered its tracks.

5. The truth was hidden in train sight.

Train on railway.
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6. Everything went down the train.

7. It was all in train.

8. There was a train reaction.

9. It’s not for the train-t of heart.

10. We’re here train or shine.

11. Are you in-train?

12. The idea goes against the train.

13. I need to grab my train-coat.

14. I find watching trains enter-train-ing.

15. The goal is at-train-able.

16. The group is train-washing its members.

17. Trendy train conductors avoid music that’s train-stream.

18. The train company is focusing on sus-train-able solutions.

19. It’s made with train-less steel.

20. You need a bad track record to crash a train.

21. A train’s only as strong as its weakest link.

22. I need more train-ing before becoming a conductor.

23. I got a new job because my previous one was mun-train.

24. It was a spon-train-eous trip.

25. It can handle rough train.

26. It takes two to train-go.

27. Train’t nobody got time for that.

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28. No train, no gain.

29. A train of truth.

30. I’ll train-sfer it to you.

31. It was s-train-ge.

32. Islands are train-quil.

33. The en-train-ce is blocked.

34. We’re going through a train-sition.

35. Be open and train-sparent.

1. I’m rail-ly happy to see you.

2. I can’t keep a freight face.

Freight train.
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3. I choo-choose you.

4. This is how I roll.

5. I’m Amtrak-ted to you.

6. Traveling by train is harder than it steams.

7. A ghost conductor rides in the ca-boo-se.

8. A part-time train employee is a semi-conductor.

9. A tired train engine is a slow-comotive.

10. A chew-chew train transports gum.

11. A train listens with its engine-ears.

12. Train conductors have tunnel vision.

13. Have a freight day!

14. I’m a-freight not.

15. It’s the rail deal.

Train on a railway.
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16. They got a Get Out of Rail Free card.

17. It was a twist of freight.

18. You can find a missing train by following its tracks.

19. Train conductors wake up at the track of dawn.

20. Train conductors can drink more water than anyone. They keep chugging.

21. You’re b-rail-liant!

22. I can always rail-y on you.

23. What a rail-ief.

24. The college students are going to a freight party.

25. A train conductor’s favorite dance is the bogie-woogie.

Train conductor.
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26. The train stopped to take a brake.

27. Train puns are perfect for letting off steam.

28. The Mexican train conductor had locomotives.

29. I made a freight-ata for breakfast.

30. We’re on the same steam.

31. A train conductor’s favorite donut is an apple freight-ter.

32. It’s the most rail-iable option.

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