Broccoli is a green vegetable in the cabbage family. Next time you eat it or see it at the grocery store, remember funny broccoli puns.
Broccoli is a nutrient-rich vegetable. You can eat it fresh or cook it.
It’s also a popular vegetable to grow in gardens due to its simplicity.
The name comes from the Italian word “brocco,” meaning branch or arm.
If you’re ready for a good laugh, then read the following broccoli puns.
Funny broccoli puns
1. You broc!
2. Broccoli cow.
3. Broc ‘n’ roll.
4. You’re so broc-ward.
5. I’m not broccol-ying. It’s the truth.
6. You broc my world.
7. Dwayne ‘The Broc’ Johnson made a special appearance at an event.
8. I took my dog out for a walk with a new brocco-leash.
9. My friend claims she saw the Broc Ness monster.
10. I’m going to brocco-leave right now.
11. For Halloween, I’m dressing up as Count Brocc-ula.
12. You’re a broc-cool-i.
13. I feel like a broc-star.
14. It’s a daily brocc-urence.
15. What’s your brocc-upation?
16. Uncooked broccoli is raw-ccoli.
17. It’s all a part of the brocc-ess.
18. We’re leaving in a-brocc-ximately 10 minutes.
19. My kids love to play Ro-broc-s.
20. It’s the standard brocc-edure.
21. I’m moving to Broc-lahoma.
22. NASA took broccoli to space on a broc-ket.
23. A sham-broc is a lucky broccoli.
24. I’m dressing up for a special brocc-asion.
25. Pick-broc-eting is the act of stealing broccoli from someone without them noticing.
26. I wanted to plant broccoli seeds in the community garden, but it’s already brocc-upied.
27. When you cross broccoli with a crocodile, you get a brocco-dile.
28. I read a pro-broc-ative article today.
29. I’m watching a broc-umentary.
30. The king of broccoli is the brocco-leader.
31. We’re signing a brocco-lease for our new broccoli facility.
32. Brocco-lead the way.
33. You’re out of my brocco-league.
34. It weighs one brocco-liter.
35. I plant broccoli in my free time. I call it brocco-leisure.
36. It’s the brocco-least I could do.
37. Brocco-lean in for a kiss.
38. Broccoli-shaped eyebrows is a new trend. They call it brow-ccoli.
39. Whoops, I broke-oli.
40. Don’t be a brat-ccoli.
41. A poisonous broccoli is brocco-lethal.
42. A broccoli’s worst nightmare is a broc-ghoul-i.
43. If broccoli played soccer, it would be the broc-goalie.
44. When you cross a dog with broccoli, you get broc-collie.
45. Santa gives naughty broccolis broc-coal-i.
46. I’m going skiing in Broc-kenridge.
47. When you cross a young horse with broccoli, you get broc-foal-i.
48. What are you having for broc-fast?
49. I need to take a broc.
50. I’m broc-ing bad habits.
51. They’re causing a broc-ous.
52. A broccoli’s favorite month is Broc-tober.
53. Broccoli is a broc-turnal vegetable.
54. I’m working towards a broc-torate degree.
55. An eight-sided broccoli is a broc-tagon.
56. I’m traveling to Broc, the capital of the Czech Republic.
57. The seminar gave broc-tical strategies.
58. When it’s cold, wear sock-coli.
59. Take it broccol-easy.
60. I’m looking for a new restaurant to broccol-eat dinner.
61. The sun rises from the broccol-east.
62. I’m broccol-eager to start.
63. To broccol-each their own.
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