60+ Hilarious Broccoli Puns That Broc

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Broccoli is a green vegetable in the cabbage family. Next time you eat it or see it at the grocery store, remember funny broccoli puns.

Broccoli.
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Broccoli is a nutrient-rich vegetable. You can eat it fresh or cook it.

It’s also a popular vegetable to grow in gardens due to its simplicity.

The name comes from the Italian word “brocco,” meaning branch or arm.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, then read the following broccoli puns.

Funny broccoli puns

1. You broc!

2. Broccoli cow.

3. Broc ‘n’ roll.

4. You’re so broc-ward.

5. I’m not broccol-ying. It’s the truth.

6. You broc my world.

Broccoli with arms and legs.
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7. Dwayne ‘The Broc’ Johnson made a special appearance at an event.

8. I took my dog out for a walk with a new brocco-leash.

9. My friend claims she saw the Broc Ness monster.

10. I’m going to brocco-leave right now.

11. For Halloween, I’m dressing up as Count Brocc-ula.

12. You’re a broc-cool-i.

13. I feel like a broc-star.

14. It’s a daily brocc-urence.

15. What’s your brocc-upation?

16. Uncooked broccoli is raw-ccoli.

Three pieces of broccoli.
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17. It’s all a part of the brocc-ess.

18. We’re leaving in a-brocc-ximately 10 minutes.

19. My kids love to play Ro-broc-s.

20. It’s the standard brocc-edure.

21. I’m moving to Broc-lahoma.

22. NASA took broccoli to space on a broc-ket.

23. A sham-broc is a lucky broccoli.

24. I’m dressing up for a special brocc-asion.

25. Pick-broc-eting is the act of stealing broccoli from someone without them noticing.

26. I wanted to plant broccoli seeds in the community garden, but it’s already brocc-upied.

27. When you cross broccoli with a crocodile, you get a brocco-dile.

28. I read a pro-broc-ative article today.

29. I’m watching a broc-umentary.

30. The king of broccoli is the brocco-leader.

31. We’re signing a brocco-lease for our new broccoli facility.

32. Brocco-lead the way.

33. You’re out of my brocco-league.

Four pieces of broccoli.
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34. It weighs one brocco-liter.

35. I plant broccoli in my free time. I call it brocco-leisure.

36. It’s the brocco-least I could do.

37. Brocco-lean in for a kiss.

38. Broccoli-shaped eyebrows is a new trend. They call it brow-ccoli.

39. Whoops, I broke-oli.

40. Don’t be a brat-ccoli.

41. A poisonous broccoli is brocco-lethal.

42. A broccoli’s worst nightmare is a broc-ghoul-i.

43. If broccoli played soccer, it would be the broc-goalie.

44. When you cross a dog with broccoli, you get broc-collie.

45. Santa gives naughty broccolis broc-coal-i.

46. I’m going skiing in Broc-kenridge.

47. When you cross a young horse with broccoli, you get broc-foal-i.

48. What are you having for broc-fast?

49. I need to take a broc.

50. I’m broc-ing bad habits.

51. They’re causing a broc-ous.

52. A broccoli’s favorite month is Broc-tober.

Broccoli.
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53. Broccoli is a broc-turnal vegetable.

54. I’m working towards a broc-torate degree.

55. An eight-sided broccoli is a broc-tagon.

56. I’m traveling to Broc, the capital of the Czech Republic.

57. The seminar gave broc-tical strategies.

58. When it’s cold, wear sock-coli.

59. Take it broccol-easy.

60. I’m looking for a new restaurant to broccol-eat dinner.

61. The sun rises from the broccol-east.

62. I’m broccol-eager to start.

63. To broccol-each their own.

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