Armadillos are unique animals. They have a shell that covers the head, back, legs, and tail. Read the funniest armadillo puns ever told.
The armadillo’s name in Spanish means “little armored one.”
They’re the only mammals with a shell covering the head, back, legs, and tail.
According to National Geographic, there are 20 varieties of the armadillo.
One of them lives in the United States, while the others are in Latin America.
If you’re ready to laugh so hard you roll into a ball, read the following armadillo puns.
Funny armadillo puns
1. Let’s play a card game. Since you dealt the cards last time, armadillo cards this time.
2. Armadillo the best I can.
3. When an armadillo gets sick, it gets medication from the pharma-dillo.
4. An armadillo’s favorite food is the quesa-dillo.
5. Arma-deal with it.
6. An armadillo that believes in the cycle of cause and effect is a karma-dillo.
7. A calm armadillo is an arma-chill-o.
8. An armadillo who runs a farm is a farm-adillo.
9. I’m moving to Armadillo, Texas.
10. Don’t be an armadill-hole.
11. Armadillo no.
12. A group of armadillos is a swarm-adillo.
13. A medieval armadillo is an armor-dillo.
14. An armadillo that wakes everyone up in the morning is an alarm-adillo.
15. When it’s cold, you need a warm-adillo.
16. An armadillo with curly hair is a perm-adillo.
17. If an armadillo causes sickness, it’s a germ-adillo.
18. An armadillo that lives at the beach is a hermit-dillo.
19. A luxurious armadillo is a Hermès-dillo.
20. Armadillos hang out at the armadil-lounge.
21. I went to the bank to get an armadil-loan.
22. We’re staying at the armadil-lodge.
23. An armadillo-shaped candy is called an armadil-lollipop.
24. It’s arma-delicious.
25. We have an arma-dilemma.
26. Arma-diligent person.
27. Arma-deliver a gift to you.
28. Arma-delay the party by an hour.
29. Arma-delightful person.
30. Arma-delete this message.
31. An armadillo that’s alone is armadil-lonely.
32. Armadil-love you forever.
33. Armadil-load up the truck.
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