Name jokes are also known as “what do you call a” jokes. Read the funniest ones that’ll leave you laughing for days.
Funny name jokes
1. What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
2. What do you call a man who keeps going underwater and bouncing back up?
Bob.
3. What do you call a woman with one leg that’s shorter than the other?
Eileen.
4. What do you call a needy woman?
Anita.
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5. What does a hiker name her son?
Cliff.
6. What do you call a man who’s always stealing?
Rob.
7. What do you call a woman who sets her loans on fire?
Bernadette.
8. What do you call a man who can’t stand?
Neal.
9. What do you call a man without shins?
Tony.
10. What do you call a woman who’s always between bread?
Patty.
11. What do you call a woman who’s always truthful?
Shirley.
12. What do you call a man who always wins?
Victor.
13. What do you call a man who lost his car?
Carlos.
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14. What do you call a man who watches videos during the daytime?
David.
15. What do you call a woman lying on a beach?
Sandy.
16. What do you call a woman who only sings during Christmas time?
Carol.
17. What do you call a man who always needs to shave for you to see him?
Harry.
18. What do you call a man who sits at your doorstep?
Matt.
19. What do you call a man who always works out?
Jim.
20. What do you call a self-aware woman?
Mia.
21. What do you call a man who’s always fixing potholes?
Phil.
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22. What do you call a man with a radio?
Roger.
23. What do you call a woman whose favorite body parts are knees?
Denise.
24. What do you call a man who keeps throwing things?
Chuck.
25. What do you call a man who always reaches limits?
Max.
26. What do you call a woman who wears nets all of the time?
Annette.
27. What do you call a man that’s been scratched by a cat?
Claude.
28. What do you call a woman who wants to make sure everyone’s doing well?
Karen.
29. What do you call a woman who was born knowing who she’d marry?
Marianna.
30. What do you call a man who has marks from getting hurt?
Bruce.
31. What do you call a man who knows a person for everything?
Noah.
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32. What do you call a man who always gives in?
Kevin.
33. What do you call a woman has the rarest stones and jewelry?
Julia.
34. What do you call a woman who wears fruit as knee guards?
Melanie.
35. What do you call a man who’s always helping?
Aiden.
36. What do you call a man who has a car on his head?
Jack.
37. What do you call a woman who has owes a lot of money?
Peyton.
38. What do you call a conman’s son who follows in his dad’s footsteps?
Connor.
39. What do you call a woman who sings very well?
Harmony.
40. What do you call a woman who does everything well?
Stella.
41. What do you call a man who resembles a rock?
Cole.
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