50+ Funny Wind Puns to Blow You Away


The wind is a part of life on Earth. It can be a nice summer breeze or a winter freeze. Get a good laugh out of it with the best wind puns.

Gust of wind.
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The wind plays an important role on Earth. It’s perfect for activities like flying a kite, surfing, and sailing.

Aside from fun things to do, the wind determines the weather and climate.

According to the U.S. Department of Energy, wind is also vital for electricity. It generates more than 8% of the total electricity generation in the U.S.

So, the wind plays many roles in life.

If you want a good laugh, read the following wind puns. They’ll blow you away.

Hilarious wind puns

1. I’m in it to wind it.

2. Wind is the party?

3. The color of the wind is blew.

4. No wind-er!

5. I want high-speed wind-ernet.

6. High winds that come out of nowhere are uninvited gusts.

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7. You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.

8. Wind puns blow.

9. Wind puns are a breeze to make.

10. I wind there last week.

11. I created a presentation about the wind. It’s not ready yet, as it’s only a draft.

12. The tree told the wind to leaf it alone.

13. After Tuesday comes Wind-sday.

14. There’s a lot of wind during sports games because of all the fans.

15. Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.

16. Stop a newspaper from flying away in the wind with a news anchor.

17. It’s a wind-er wonderland.

18. My best friend was the wind-er of the competition.

19. I bought new dress shoes. They have a wind-tip design.

20. The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.

21. Oprah Wind-frey’s best friend is Gale King.

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22. The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.

23. Flurry up, we’re late.

24. I gust we’ll see where it goes.

25. My friend is competing in the Wind-er Olympics.

26. The former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom was Wind-ston Churchill.

27. Wind-bledon is the big tennis tournament.

28. I prefer Wind-y’s over McDonald’s.

29. Wind-erlust leads you to travel.

30. After an injury, the athlete under-wind surgery.

31. I learned to gale a cab in New York.

32. You gust correctly.

Windmill and turbine puns

Three turbines on a grass hill.
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1. Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.

2. Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.

3. I’m a big fan of renewable energy.

4. A wind turbine asked another, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other wind turbine said, “I’m a big metal fan.”

5. The windmill turned pink because it broke wind.

6. The daily mantra of a windmill is, “One good turn deserves another.”

7. Young windmills go to spin class.

8. Windmill the storm pass?

9. I only add turbine-ado sugar when I drink coffee.

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Tornado puns

Tornado over trees and a field.
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1. One tornado said to the other, “I’ve got my eye on you.”

2. A tornado’s favorite game is Twister.

3. The tornado took a break because it was out of wind.

4. A tornado’s best friend is its twisted sister.

5. A tornado’s favorite movie is Gone With the Wind.

6. Tornadoes and foreclosures have one thing in common, lost homes.

7. The movie about tornadoes had a big twist at the end.

8. The tornado got a new car and took it out for a spin.

9. The tornado swallowed a windmill. That’s called a wind-meal.

10. Tornadoes aren’t great drivers. They can only see through one eye.

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