56 Best Deez Nuts Jokes You’ll Ever Read

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Deez nuts jokes may be inappropriate, but they’re hilarious. If you want a good laugh or to tell a dirty joke, check out the top deez nuts jokes.

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Deez nuts is the punchline of a joke where you ask someone a question to get them to ask you something back. Then, you respond with “Deez nuts.”

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While it went viral around 2015, the term dates back to 1992. Dr. Dre released a song called Deeez Nuuuts.

In 2015, Instagram user WelvenDaGreat posted a video of himself telling a deez nuts joke to his dad. The original YouTube video is as follows:

It was hilarious, but many more came after that.

The following are the funniest deez nuts jokes ever told.

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Hilarious deez nuts jokes

1. Did you know you missed some of that bofa on your face?

What’s bofa?

Bofa (both of) deez nuts.

2. Do you like songs by Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine Dragon (dragging) deez nuts over your head.

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3. Can you tell me how to say, “Yes, thank you so much” in Spanish?

Si.

See deez nuts.

4. Can you guess what Jimmy Fallon is doing right now?

No, what’s he doing?

Fallon on deez nuts.

5. Have you met Soona?

No, why?

Soona or later, you’re going to meet deez nuts.

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6. Why are C’s afraid of D’s?

Why?

Because deez nuts.

7. Do you know about Dunkin’?

Dunkin’ Donuts?

No, Dunkin’ Deez Nuts.

8. Do you like Wendy’s?

Yes, why?

Because you’re going to love when deez nuts hit you.

9. Did you know that if you slip, Landon will be there?

Who’s Landon?

You’ll slip and Landon deez nuts.

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10. Do you like pudding?

Yes, why?

How about pudding deez nuts in your mouth?

11. Do you know where to rest?

On my bed?

No, rest on deez nuts.

12. Do you like tulips?

Yes, why?

Well, you’re going to love your tulips on deez nuts.

13. I’m switching to Spotify, would you like two CD’s?

Sure, what are they?

To see deez nuts.

14. Hey, are you Dee’s friend?

Who’s Dee?

Deez nuts.

15. Are you going to be a goblin for Halloween?

No, why?

You should be goblin deez nuts.

16. Do you like expos?

Yeah, why?

Expose deez nuts.

17. You can’t hold my heart, but do you know what you can hold?

What?

Deez nuts.

18. Can I guess what you like to play with?

Sure.

You like to play with deez nuts.

19. Have you heard about the new brand Hoppen?

No, what’s Hoppen?

Hoppen deez nuts.

20. Have you seen Aldies?

What’s Aldies?

All deez nuts.

21. Would you like to join me on a trip to the Andes?

The Andes Mountains?

Yes, and deez nuts.

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22. Do you want to play tug of war?

Sure, where’s the rope?

Here, tug on deez nuts.

23. Have you heard of E10?

What’s E10?

E10 deez nuts.

24. Hey, is Phillip there?

Who’s Phillip?

Phillip deez nuts.

25. Can you see if?

See if what?

See if deez nuts fit.

26. I thought about leaving?

Leaving what?

Leaving deez nuts on your face.

27. Woodja?

Woodja what?

Woodja hold deez nuts.

28. Are you into fitness?

Yes, why?

Fit deez nuts in your mouth.

29. Do you like Chef Boyardee?

Yes, why?

 Chef Boyar-deez-nuts.

30. Do you know why my back hurts?

No, why?

From carrying around deez nuts.

31. Do you know Phil?

No.

Phil deez nuts.

32. Have you seen the movie, House of D?

No, what’s it about?

House of Deez nuts.

33. Do you want some of these?

Some of what?

Deez nuts.

34. What do you think about Mandy?

Who’s Mandy?

Man, deez nuts.

35. Who’s that one famous animator?

Walt Dis.

Walt deez nuts.

36. Do you do that new exercise called yanken?

What’s yanken?

Yanken deez nuts.

37. Can I show you what happened in Kenya today?

Sure.

Kenya see if deez nuts fit in your mouth.

38. Do you like parodies?

Yeah.

How about a pair of deez nuts.

39. Go sit on that.

Sit on what?

Sit on deez nuts.

40. Can you help me find Barry?

Sure, why?

To Barry deez nuts.

41. I can’t believe we’ve been together for so long.

Congratulations. Are you talking about your wife?

No, I’m talking about deez nuts.

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42. The news about Norway is unfortunate?

What happened in Norway?

There’s Norway deez nuts will fit in your mouth.

43. Do you want some food?

No, I already ate.

Ate deez nuts.

44. Have you heard of Putin?

Yes.

Putin deez nuts in your mouth.

45. Imagine one day being able to see this view every morning?

What view?

A view of deez nuts.

46. Do you know Howard Dee?

No, who is he?

Howard Deez nuts?

47. Can you pronounce hood spelled backwards?

Dooh?

Dooh deez nuts fit?

48. Do you know Justin?

Justin Bieber? Timberlake?

No, Justin time for deez nuts.

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49. Can you speak ligondese?

No, what language is that?

Ligon-deez nuts.

50. It must be hard to talk like that.

Talk like what?

With deez nuts in your mouth.

51. Do you know about UCD?

What’s UCD?

UC-Deez nuts?

52. Do you know why people say howdy?

Why?

How deez nuts taste?

53. Something came in the mail for you.

What is it?

Deez nuts.

54. Do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses?

What?

Deez nuts.

55. Make sure you soak them before using them?

Using what?

Deez nuts.

56. Did you hear about SunnyD’s rebrand?

No, what happened?

It’s now Sunny-Deez nuts.

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